Does he have any thots on the Star Wars prequels? Or any of the Alien movies? Asking for a friend...

I don't know if you've seen that Stephen King doc "Cat's Eye" but your cat is just positioning itself to capture your soul as it leaves your body. Cats are canny AND helpful like that...

Is there any award that is the opposite of the Nobel Peace Prize?

It really feels like the Orange Niblet is gunning for the that other, not-quite-as-prestigious, award...

If you have any poutine/maple syrup needs, we can mail some down to you...

I see what you did there...

I was going to say a big bag o' CASH but this works

Are you in Newfoundland? I only ask bc of the chips...

Did i say 50? I meant 60! She got it in 1965. I wad born in January 1965...

I'll let you do the math

I love my MIL too. She gives me definitions of words and also things like this that i found on her kitchen counter this morning...in her defence, this happened more than 50 yrs ago...

No he didn't...Grok made it happen

Y'all have got a lot more things to fix before you get to the East Wing

Don't worry, the psychological end of winter is February 15th

My grandfather was out hunting and was attacked in his tent by TWO grizzlies.

After they were done and gone. He loaded up and went hunting bear. He got one of them. Apparently his back was a field of scars...