Alex
@karmagypsy.bsky.social
Art director & designer. Opinions are my own.
Former theater kid.
📍NYC
Former theater kid.
📍NYC
Something something “monetizing the dysfunction” something something
Mr Cuban,
I just wanted to quickly thank you. My husband has XXXX cancer, a rare gastrointestinal cancer. We are between insurance right now and when we went to pick it up we were informed it was $29,000. We were able to get it from CostPlus for $990. Thank you for saving my husband's life.
I just wanted to quickly thank you. My husband has XXXX cancer, a rare gastrointestinal cancer. We are between insurance right now and when we went to pick it up we were informed it was $29,000. We were able to get it from CostPlus for $990. Thank you for saving my husband's life.
December 25, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Something something “monetizing the dysfunction” something something
Now how long do we think I’ll be getting norovirus? My five year old has fallen at like 4:45 and we shared a milkshake roughly around 12:30, so…any estimates? And also 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
December 21, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Now how long do we think I’ll be getting norovirus? My five year old has fallen at like 4:45 and we shared a milkshake roughly around 12:30, so…any estimates? And also 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Giant Christmas trees twinkling in Brooklyn brownstone windows? That’s ✨ holiday magic ✨ babyyy!
December 21, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Giant Christmas trees twinkling in Brooklyn brownstone windows? That’s ✨ holiday magic ✨ babyyy!
Dear people who get their periods,
How do you best describe how you feel the few days beforehand? I mostly just want to lay on the earth and let it grow over me and cover me with soil, is this normal, y/n, please share your equally weird feelings.
How do you best describe how you feel the few days beforehand? I mostly just want to lay on the earth and let it grow over me and cover me with soil, is this normal, y/n, please share your equally weird feelings.
December 18, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Dear people who get their periods,
How do you best describe how you feel the few days beforehand? I mostly just want to lay on the earth and let it grow over me and cover me with soil, is this normal, y/n, please share your equally weird feelings.
How do you best describe how you feel the few days beforehand? I mostly just want to lay on the earth and let it grow over me and cover me with soil, is this normal, y/n, please share your equally weird feelings.
Shoutout to my five year old who 😌 won’t let me listen to Christmas music and is slowly driving me to the brink of madness 😌
December 14, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Shoutout to my five year old who 😌 won’t let me listen to Christmas music and is slowly driving me to the brink of madness 😌
It’s worth repeating that we absolutely don’t have to live like this and that it is a choice our government has made.
BREAKING: Police say there are multiple victims who have been shot after an active shooter was reported at Brown University.
Police respond to shooting at Brown University in Rhode Island. Multiple victims reported
Authorities say police have responded to an active shooting at Brown University near an engineering building on the campus in Providence, Rhode Island.
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December 13, 2025 at 10:55 PM
It’s worth repeating that we absolutely don’t have to live like this and that it is a choice our government has made.
This time, the 5 train snuck into the station and because of that, he's going to call "Paw Patrol."
My kid pretended to call “Paw Patrol” on my husband because he thought he threw away his pretzels and honestly, where did we go wrong?
December 12, 2025 at 9:36 PM
This time, the 5 train snuck into the station and because of that, he's going to call "Paw Patrol."
Did anyone else have a holiday break retail job at the mall and have to work until like 2-4AM and take your break in an empty mall in the middle of the night while the most harrowing Christmas music played into that emptiness?
December 11, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Did anyone else have a holiday break retail job at the mall and have to work until like 2-4AM and take your break in an empty mall in the middle of the night while the most harrowing Christmas music played into that emptiness?
Why do anything to prepare for the holidays when you can instead, spend an evening oil painting a pomegranate?
December 10, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Why do anything to prepare for the holidays when you can instead, spend an evening oil painting a pomegranate?
My kid pretended to call “Paw Patrol” on my husband because he thought he threw away his pretzels and honestly, where did we go wrong?
December 9, 2025 at 10:35 PM
My kid pretended to call “Paw Patrol” on my husband because he thought he threw away his pretzels and honestly, where did we go wrong?
The idea that this “Let them eat cake” ass man was ever going to take part in raising a newborn with or without ChatGPT is HIL-ARIOUS.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 5:51 PM
The idea that this “Let them eat cake” ass man was ever going to take part in raising a newborn with or without ChatGPT is HIL-ARIOUS.
I hate the Brooklyn Whole Foods because what do you mean I got overstimulated and irrationally mad at a man who innocently ended up being Jordan Klepper from The Daily Show?
December 7, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I hate the Brooklyn Whole Foods because what do you mean I got overstimulated and irrationally mad at a man who innocently ended up being Jordan Klepper from The Daily Show?
One of the most annoying things about the patriarchy to me is that why do men get all the good Broadway songs?
December 2, 2025 at 2:55 PM
One of the most annoying things about the patriarchy to me is that why do men get all the good Broadway songs?
Trump just loves hot people, that’s my take.
November 21, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Trump just loves hot people, that’s my take.
Girls* will simply make an ✨ entirely new website ✨ dedicated to their silly little oil paintings instead of updating their design portfolio.
*Sigh, it’s me, I’m “Girls.”
*Sigh, it’s me, I’m “Girls.”
November 21, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Girls* will simply make an ✨ entirely new website ✨ dedicated to their silly little oil paintings instead of updating their design portfolio.
*Sigh, it’s me, I’m “Girls.”
*Sigh, it’s me, I’m “Girls.”
Can't say my kid's name without the hint of a New York accent, can't say the word "county" without a fully Kentucky twang, and that, my friends is what we call, "worldly."
November 20, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Can't say my kid's name without the hint of a New York accent, can't say the word "county" without a fully Kentucky twang, and that, my friends is what we call, "worldly."
“Why am I so sad today” and other questions I ask blindly even though it’s clear I’m a week out from my period.
November 18, 2025 at 3:43 PM
“Why am I so sad today” and other questions I ask blindly even though it’s clear I’m a week out from my period.
I really hope the transparency and openness of city politics that he’s embracing help people realize they can also run! This type of communication is so appealing in both educating AND fundraising.
We need your help! But let me explain why:
November 18, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I really hope the transparency and openness of city politics that he’s embracing help people realize they can also run! This type of communication is so appealing in both educating AND fundraising.
The kind of energy I’m bringing to the function
November 14, 2025 at 9:08 PM
The kind of energy I’m bringing to the function
Shoutout to my husband, who’s always said “They don’t need to conspire, they just talk about all of this stuff while golfing and out in their yachts.” Touché, sir.
November 13, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Shoutout to my husband, who’s always said “They don’t need to conspire, they just talk about all of this stuff while golfing and out in their yachts.” Touché, sir.
Painted the moodiest apple in the world last night after my mushrooms I originally wanted to paint were no good. So this is “Apple but I actually wanted to paint Mushrooms.”
November 12, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Painted the moodiest apple in the world last night after my mushrooms I originally wanted to paint were no good. So this is “Apple but I actually wanted to paint Mushrooms.”
Thinking about how “Party Girl” and “You’ve Got Mail” technically exist in the same New York and how Parker Posey is living such drastically different lives in each of them.
November 11, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Thinking about how “Party Girl” and “You’ve Got Mail” technically exist in the same New York and how Parker Posey is living such drastically different lives in each of them.
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Ok but did anyone know that the hardest ass statue existed in Jersey City and just…refuse to tell me?
November 9, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Ok but did anyone know that the hardest ass statue existed in Jersey City and just…refuse to tell me?
I'm talking not just to myself but to every brunette woman in New York City right now: we're just not gonna be able to pull off Rama Duwaji's haircut, I'm sorry, we need to accept that now, don't do it.
November 7, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I'm talking not just to myself but to every brunette woman in New York City right now: we're just not gonna be able to pull off Rama Duwaji's haircut, I'm sorry, we need to accept that now, don't do it.