You mean the aat Germany fixed their own shit in WWII? Oh, wait.

He just needs some sugar cubes.

I will. Thank you for the words of encouragement, shambling corpse.

Meanwhile, I'm weird for collecting, displaying, and wearing animal bones. 🙄

I'm so glad my parents never shied away from it with me. I went to my first funeral at 3 or 4, and my daughter's went to her first funeral at about 14 months old. I don't think anything truly prepares you for the loss of a loved one, but being eased into the concept of death makes it easier.

Come here, let me just

He's an absolute baby and I love him.

For a moment, I thought it was a floating testicle. I'm very relieved.

Oh fucking fuck I hope so.

Poor guy needs his beak trimmed.

I love this tradition so god damn much. 🥰

Yeah that's valid. He's pretty fine in a few different versions of the story.

[Laughs in delawarean] I've heard a lot of stories about people being dropped off here because they took the wrong bus, all without the glasses. People are just stupid.

That's one wild fantasy.