srs it’s trump, because we have to pay venezuela and they kicked out the private companies (including US owners) in his mind they absolutely stole the oil/are stealing oil from the US.

he got a bath (because he has bloody nasal discharge and it got all over him in this travail), quarantined in her office for recovery with a cozy bed, and a churu for healing, meanwhile our hearts are still pounding 30+ minutes later

he has nasal cancer. he has always had some mystery congestion, my wife has taken him to many vets, many times searching for a diagnosis and trying different treatments. he was scanned earlier *this year* with no signs of cancer!

i don’t like what it says about the zeitgeist that we keep wanting to explain the villains

adult, disney after dark series about lumière’s sexcapades! cogsworth being bullied at boarding school! what happened to the wardrobe’s opera career?? why does the castle have such a fluffy dog, not a hunting dog!

listen these are all bad lol but i’d rather have these than gaston

we were jogging around a lake in minneapolis and all of a sudden car horns going off everywhere, literally like a movie with people cheering as they passed each other on the path.

i need a real air horn so i can go outside and blast it towards our J6 neighbor’s house when it happens.

only if my mom was doing it for a recital and pulling my hair very tight

she just called it “something to sign re: power of attorney”

my mother just texted me that this is a thing that will be sent to me 😅