Thank you, Dominic, for taking on the important work of negotiating for our country. We're in good hands. I hope Lutnick behaves like an adult.

Please oh please just get him into space and the fuck away from this planet asap

Dear Paula,
I have never met, in person, an American who wasn't thoughtful, kind, and fun to be around. But you're right. We simply don't feel safe. We feel threatened. With war! Imagine. So to stay safe we need to stay home. We love you too.

I don't even know what that's supposed to mean.

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