Kate
@kateness.bsky.social
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I’m doing amazing, sweetie
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Anybody can interact, but will anybody interact? One like = one prayer, say amen and get a squirrel to cross your path
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No that’s a tortellini
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Where the lie though
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Idk man, if my mother was with apple cider vinegar idk if I’d BRAG about it
The front of a glass bottle of Bragg’s Apple Cider Vinegar. Lol that’s really the name, it’s not the joke. Oh and it says “with ‘the Mother’” in a red little oval bubble. It’s unpasteurized and organic and raw-unfiltered. The label is yellow and the liquid is light orange
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A Hot Pocket is also a ravioli
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I hope she knows what she’s doing this time
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Talking to my nipples like “what is it, girl? What are you pointing at?”
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I really don’t want to go to sleep in case it happens and I miss it
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Seriously, this would be a green flag for me
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Based on what I know I just assume all British guys’ cum tastes like Worcestershire sauce
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Judging you based on this one picture, you’re good. It’s not taken from your lap in terrible lighting
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I was hoping for some fre shavacados
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I just swallowed my coffee wrong and basically died at this coffee shop and the guy next to me got up and left. Life hack!

P.S. new band name, Coughing! At the Coffee Shop
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It’s the middle of the day now but vanilla wafers sound good as heck
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I hate being hungry in the middle of the night because I have to tell myself no, and myself really doesn’t like that
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My hobbies include adding items to an online shopping cart at 2am
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Just once I’d like to post something without a typo
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Just once I’d like to thrown down my enemy and smite his ruin upon the mountainside
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In the Cars universe the reality tv show was called The Wheel World
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I’ve found my people. I hate when people say my name lol 😆

It’s either condescending, feigning intimacy, or needing something from me. And I hate all those

I first noticed on dating apps when guys would message me “Hey Kate” and I would instantly get annoyed lol
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Asking that question? Third child
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Going to the dispensary after therapy is another form of therapy
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I had a salad for lunch and then 16 handfuls of Cheetos for lunch dessert