Just wanted to take a moment to be grateful that we got Costco in the divorce. A win is a win!

I’m fairly convinced my children throw away all our forks and spoons

I miss The Eras Tour. 2025 looks bleak without it. Thanks for coming to my TED talk

Thank you Mr President. You taught all of us humility, grace and advocacy.

Filling out the FAFSA application with my son is reminding me of all the reasons I hate being an adult.

Husband: When do you want me to take the lights down?

Me: Let’s leave them up until January.

Husband: You sure? Seems kinda late.

Me: *singing* This is our house. We make the call!

Husband: …should I assume all lights up in January are Swiftie houses then?

Took my pugs for a walk today. Decided that 50% of dog walking is just twirling so the leash can be on the right side again