I’m off to the Tyrone Guthrie centre for a weeks writers residency today! Gonna be finishing a picture book and beginning my first YA project - Supported by Waterford Council and CBI - very excited, a bit nervous and fully stocked up on emotional support snacks

I am doing something truly terrifying this Halloween; rereading my old diaries (we’re talking burnouts & breakdowns from the year 2020) for ideas.
Do NOT try this at home.

The first person to combine the words spooky and spectacular to form the ubiquitous “spooktacular” should be getting royalties for every time it’s used in an ad tbh.

A street preacher in town is doing the usual “Satan is working all around us” bit but TWIST it turns out he works via Bus Eireann specifically in making ticket prices more expensive in person than online.

If I’ve learnt anything this year, it’s that cats can be lured back inside only with the action of changing your bedsheets. The swish of a duvet cover is their ultimate floor filler

I am spending my Saturday doing what childhood me loved best: visiting multiple tile and flooring shops knowing I won’t be buying anything