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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴

@kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com

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Like most, I'm guessing, I'm here to escape the toxicity of X, while attempting to understand WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED. Trying to keep my head above water. Alum @KamalaHarris. Opinions R my own. 💥Substack: https://kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com 💥

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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · Dec 28

Raise your hand if you need a little pause from life and its stress. A little wine, 5 million dollars, a flat stomach and your own island, perhaps? I can't provide you with any of that, but how about a laugh or two? If you enjoy my humor, click here👇 and subscribe.😉
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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 2d

I totally get that! Friday night is the best night: you've got the whole weekend spread out before you like a shiny penny

🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 2d

orig text: You and your child are driving late at night along a deserted road. You come across a van full of money with a driver dead from an apparent heart attack. What lesson do you teach your child? Comment: Life with your legs, not your back.

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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 2d

Smart man!

🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 2d

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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 2d

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Doctors: Don't worry, the x-ray won't harm you.
Also doctors: [hiding behind a wall]

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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 2d

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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 2d

Yikes. And they wonder where they got their BAD rep from.

🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 2d

I hear that.

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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 2d

Oh, I'm glad! My work here is done. 😁

🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 2d

a man wearing headphones making a peace sign with his hands

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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 2d

I'm so glad I could transport you back to a simpler time, Jane. Even if only for a few moments...

🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 2d

I know, right? I laughed and laughed when I saw it. Typical...

🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 2d

That is quite the combo. So, you're like a sexy incredible hulk?

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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 2d

Yep...although, how they got all of that to appear as their motto is beyond me...

🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 2d

Yup. That workout was absolutely delicious.

🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 2d

"I'm fine." (phr.) The 2nd most-told lie. The first one is, "I have read and agreed to the terms and conditions."

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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 2d

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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 4d

I signed up for a Zoom workout that was too advanced for me, so when the instructor said to "do a plank, and then bring your knee to the opposite elbow," I did a modified version, where I turned off my computer and made pancakes.

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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 4d

Oh. Well, your profile photo certainly is.

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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 4d

And the truth is that there's actually WAY more sane people than the crazy ones...the crazy ones are just LOUDER.

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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 4d

Yeah, I'd meant to say USPS...(I was thinking US Post Office when I put the video together.)

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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 4d

I wonder how many takes it took for someone to squeeze that eyedropper full 'o tears onto his face.

🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 4d

Not. Even. Close.

🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 4d

I know, right? It's too much responsibility for one person...

🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 4d

I just commented to someone today that it's getting harder and harder to take anything seriously any more. (Or, maybe that's my way of coping?)

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