katia thee mc
@katiathemick.bsky.social
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Bostonian turned very reluctant Detroiter. Canadaphile🍁 #lgrw #pats #sox #goblue #ynwa liberal bi bitch. husband clickbait. murderess?!?🌈🔪 👑 of 🍲 lovecraftian🐙
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Yayyyyy homer #detroittigers #gotigers
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Walmart didn't have the crumbles I like :(
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I hate cutting up peppers
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The tops of my feet itched so badly after I got out of the shower that I broke the skin in a couple places
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It is definitely thigh high socks, shorts, and boots weather and I for one am ready for Power Slut Autumn 🍁🍂
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I love a girl who loves Gone Girl #thehuntingwives
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As much as I rag on my HS best friend's Nazi church (my nickname for it behind her back), the youth pastors were married adults (2 couples) who were *not* creepy, thank fuck
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Of course the youth pastor is a fucking creep lol #thehuntingwives
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Oh man we have pegging! #thehuntongwives
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Of course the youth pastor is a fucking creep lol #thehuntingwives
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At the time I was living in a tiny studio, I had to wash her off in my underwear in a like 3x3 shower stall. All before work. Oy.
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Ugh, my stomach is being problematic again
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Let me tell you about the time my dog rolled in horseshit on the Common
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Ok I looked it up and I'm not imaginating it
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I'm sorry did we used to have an annual civil war football game that I somehow just remembered, WTF was that?!?
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I want one of these crazy knives from YouTube ads so bad, man
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Once I bought throwing knives and I'm both not sure why and also not sure where they fucked of to.
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Finally found my phone, thanks alarm
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spider man sucks and you'll never convince me he belonged in the marvel movies, fuck that whiny bitch peter Parker and we all know Ironman fucked his aunt
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fell asleep and phone fell in a couch crack :\
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I would go back in time and give my teen self a movie with Matt Damon and Christian Bale probably wait what is the question
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Ok I'm not counting visitors, which is what I call the many legged threat
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I've been very scared like twice in my life and I don't think being robbed is even close