Cashier: Oh I see you’re buying eggs.
Me: I am.
C: Well you know why they’re over $10 now, right?
Me: I do.
C: Do you know why they’re over $10?
Me: stares, knowing all of the reasons, stays silent.
C: Bc bird flu and they’re killing all the chickens.
Me: …
Cashier: Oh I see you’re buying eggs.
Me: I am.
C: Well you know why they’re over $10 now, right?
Me: I do.
C: Do you know why they’re over $10?
Me: stares, knowing all of the reasons, stays silent.
C: Bc bird flu and they’re killing all the chickens.
Me: …