Training the next generation to vote Democrat

Trump didn't write this. Too coherent. It was probably Stephen Miller.

same

Impeach and remove.

“Matilda, she take me money and run Venezuela.” Old tapes playing in somebody’s decaying brain.

Wait. Did they just announce that they aren’t going to report news from people who know anything?

And if that doesn't work, they'll hold. their breath until they turn blue

Yeh, it did.

I love it. So we have to imagine what's behind the black box. A naked toddler? Two thin people doing the deed? Some famous rich guy wagging his weenie? Whatever we think is there, it says more about us than it says about anything else.

Well, he didn’t resign, and he didn’t declare war on Venezuela, so his bloviations were well worth sleeping through.

Not now, not ever, was I Woody Allen’s daughter.

Yes, but then we’ll have all these armed goons on the street with nobody to tell them what to do.

He’s right, you know. It’s not believable. Because it isn’t true, anymore than anything else that comes out when his lips are moving.

No, I’m sure it was Reagan