attempting to describe the vibes of the moment. have yet to do better than: "imagine watching a documentary reenacting the burning of the Library of Alexandria set to the soundtrack of 'Yakety Sax'"

Write that book. Send that story. Query that agent. Ask for that blurb. Maybe it doesn’t work out, but there’s a chance it will, and that chance—however small you think it is—is all you need.

I think it’s time for Olivia Benson to step in and save the day.

My coping mechanism has shifted in the last few weeks to hyper fixating on bird feeders in my new era as the pigeon lady in Home Alone 2. So anyway, how’s everyone else doing?