Katie Mystery
@katiemystery.bsky.social
My partner’s side-piece conned her way into writing for the same local arts paper he wrote for. She wrote one article that was published shortly before he died. I finally found the thing. I remember him having to fall on his sword to assure her how brilliant it was. He was lying.
November 22, 2025 at 3:04 AM
My partner’s side-piece conned her way into writing for the same local arts paper he wrote for. She wrote one article that was published shortly before he died. I finally found the thing. I remember him having to fall on his sword to assure her how brilliant it was. He was lying.
Men really don’t know the difference between a friend and an acquaintance, do they?
September 28, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Men really don’t know the difference between a friend and an acquaintance, do they?
I get most of what I need delivered and a guy who’s delivered to me a couple of times has friend requested me on the other place. So…um…yeah. Great.
September 18, 2025 at 12:08 PM
I get most of what I need delivered and a guy who’s delivered to me a couple of times has friend requested me on the other place. So…um…yeah. Great.
Charlie Kirk, holier now than he ever hoped to be.
September 11, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Charlie Kirk, holier now than he ever hoped to be.
Is he having mitochondrial issues? Can RFK Jr tell just by looking at him? Or smelling him?
August 30, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Is he having mitochondrial issues? Can RFK Jr tell just by looking at him? Or smelling him?
Dumps like a truck.
July 26, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Dumps like a truck.
There’s an EMT on TikTok whose whole account is him stitching other videos of things that could be, umm, inserted and just staring at the screen sternly.
July 21, 2025 at 2:47 PM
There’s an EMT on TikTok whose whole account is him stitching other videos of things that could be, umm, inserted and just staring at the screen sternly.
CBS is pulling Colbert’s Late Show because they all tremble in their shoes at the ire of a vindictive, amoral conman who looks like he’s going to keel over any day now.
July 18, 2025 at 3:29 AM
CBS is pulling Colbert’s Late Show because they all tremble in their shoes at the ire of a vindictive, amoral conman who looks like he’s going to keel over any day now.
He’s in The Hague right now. Europe could do something really tremendous.
June 25, 2025 at 2:51 PM
He’s in The Hague right now. Europe could do something really tremendous.
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I’m hearing rumors that thousands of people are calling the ICE tip line to report little green men and other aliens from outer space. That’s not why ICE set up this number, so you should absolutely NOT call that tip line to report those types of aliens. 👽
I repeat—do NOT call the below number! ☎️
I repeat—do NOT call the below number! ☎️
June 11, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I’m hearing rumors that thousands of people are calling the ICE tip line to report little green men and other aliens from outer space. That’s not why ICE set up this number, so you should absolutely NOT call that tip line to report those types of aliens. 👽
I repeat—do NOT call the below number! ☎️
I repeat—do NOT call the below number! ☎️
Never let some cretin who refuses to leave his house tell you what you’re doing is weird or wrong.
June 11, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Never let some cretin who refuses to leave his house tell you what you’re doing is weird or wrong.
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Seth gets it
June 11, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Seth gets it
Mr.Poe, digesting breakfast, too full to move.
June 4, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Mr.Poe, digesting breakfast, too full to move.
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Something spicy & delicious as a taco has gotten under Trumplestiltkin's thin tangerine skin. Seems the master of mean, juvenile nicknames can dish them out but when directed towards him, he can't take it, angrily calling it "nasty."🤣
Good to know. (you know what to do!)
🌮🌮 🌮🌮 🌮🌮 🌮🌮 🌮🌮 🌮🌮 🌮🌮 🌮🌮 🌮
Good to know. (you know what to do!)
🌮🌮 🌮🌮 🌮🌮 🌮🌮 🌮🌮 🌮🌮 🌮🌮 🌮🌮 🌮
May 29, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Something spicy & delicious as a taco has gotten under Trumplestiltkin's thin tangerine skin. Seems the master of mean, juvenile nicknames can dish them out but when directed towards him, he can't take it, angrily calling it "nasty."🤣
Good to know. (you know what to do!)
🌮🌮 🌮🌮 🌮🌮 🌮🌮 🌮🌮 🌮🌮 🌮🌮 🌮🌮 🌮
Good to know. (you know what to do!)
🌮🌮 🌮🌮 🌮🌮 🌮🌮 🌮🌮 🌮🌮 🌮🌮 🌮🌮 🌮
Someone get the aged blob in the White House a collagen supplement. His skin’s too thin.
May 16, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Someone get the aged blob in the White House a collagen supplement. His skin’s too thin.
Such a good ‘friend’, it totally flew over your head he was clearly struggling. Bite me, Queenie.
May 12, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Such a good ‘friend’, it totally flew over your head he was clearly struggling. Bite me, Queenie.
You’re a drummer who publicly humiliated your bandmates, and then two days later you have an accident that affects the use of your hands. I’m not saying it’s a coincidence and I’m not saying it’s not. All I’m saying is don’t piss off a witch and the ghost of her husband that follows her.
May 2, 2025 at 2:34 AM
You’re a drummer who publicly humiliated your bandmates, and then two days later you have an accident that affects the use of your hands. I’m not saying it’s a coincidence and I’m not saying it’s not. All I’m saying is don’t piss off a witch and the ghost of her husband that follows her.
Going to get my deviated septum fixed before republicans decide I don’t get to breathe.
April 11, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Going to get my deviated septum fixed before republicans decide I don’t get to breathe.
This widowhood bullshit is just absolute balls.
April 5, 2025 at 5:04 AM
This widowhood bullshit is just absolute balls.
My mom’s passive aggressive “own” over me is to frequently remind me she peaked 63 years ago with an academic award no one gives a shit about.
April 5, 2025 at 4:13 AM
My mom’s passive aggressive “own” over me is to frequently remind me she peaked 63 years ago with an academic award no one gives a shit about.
New member of the family. Fender Vintera II Bass. 🤘
April 2, 2025 at 11:34 PM
New member of the family. Fender Vintera II Bass. 🤘
Could cholesterol hurry up and do its thing?
April 1, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Could cholesterol hurry up and do its thing?
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