Fun Fact: I'm noticing most people under 30 don't understand why in Home Alone, the pizza guys keeps squealing into the driveway. They don't know about that insane 30 min guarantee.

Or to avoid the Noid.

Damn, damn, damn. I missed the earlier story, but now combined w this new shit. Damn. Now I'm depressed.

Very cheery and inviting, but a little light on babies.

And no one's curious what the old firm did to get fired? I mean, it will be something really stupid, but potentially funny.

Ooooh. You forgot the part where they tried to stack the votes last year as their own political statement. If nothing else is disqualifying (genocide), that should be.

At what cost, ma'am? At what cost?

You have no idea. We just adopted three littermates.

I believe it's the latter. Unconfirmed.

Worse--I hear Alex just makes them hold on to the back of the train.

Saw him in Vegas years ago when I was young-ish (2009). I was far stage right and he took my hand while singing and danced (swayed) with me for several seconds. Not gonna lie, still dining on that moment. Forever a Fannilow