Katrina K 🏳️⚧️
@katrinak.bsky.social
#1 spiro hater
walking trans programmer stereotype
Followers until I drop my OF:
97/98
walking trans programmer stereotype
Followers until I drop my OF:
97/98
Lowkey most of my company's overhead funding comes from NVIDIA stock which is hilarious but also fuck
April 4, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Lowkey most of my company's overhead funding comes from NVIDIA stock which is hilarious but also fuck
rebelling against the government by taking long shits at my federal contractor job
February 6, 2025 at 10:50 PM
rebelling against the government by taking long shits at my federal contractor job
China doing AI and social media better than America while THE AI/social media bro is pseudo-president is objectively hilarious. If they want him to start launching nukes all they have to do is make a Cybertruck but good.
January 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
China doing AI and social media better than America while THE AI/social media bro is pseudo-president is objectively hilarious. If they want him to start launching nukes all they have to do is make a Cybertruck but good.
Reposted by Katrina K 🏳️⚧️
For the record, if I accidentally did two Nazi salutes back to back, I’d probably be using the social media company I bought to say “holy shit I’m sorry, I did not meant to salute Adolf Hitler twice on my big day.” In fact I think this would be the response of most people
January 21, 2025 at 1:35 PM
For the record, if I accidentally did two Nazi salutes back to back, I’d probably be using the social media company I bought to say “holy shit I’m sorry, I did not meant to salute Adolf Hitler twice on my big day.” In fact I think this would be the response of most people
chuck schumer more like chuck schut up
It is time to look to the future.
The challenges that face America are many and great.
The Senate must respond with resolve, bipartisanship, and fidelity to the working and middle class of this country.
The challenges that face America are many and great.
The Senate must respond with resolve, bipartisanship, and fidelity to the working and middle class of this country.
January 21, 2025 at 3:28 AM
chuck schumer more like chuck schut up
hey wait i thought free market capitalism was supposed to solve everything without government regulation why are you banning gender
January 21, 2025 at 3:25 AM
hey wait i thought free market capitalism was supposed to solve everything without government regulation why are you banning gender
It's a perfect day to make plans then and not follow through with any of them 😌
January 18, 2025 at 9:59 PM
It's a perfect day to make plans then and not follow through with any of them 😌
Nostradamus predicted the tiktok ban
January 17, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Nostradamus predicted the tiktok ban
Waiting for HRT to produce results is the real life equivalent of waiting for your DM to let you level up
January 17, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Waiting for HRT to produce results is the real life equivalent of waiting for your DM to let you level up
"I will put you in the ball crushing machine," said the ball crushing man.
"Please do not put me in the ball crushing machine," you say.
Unbeknownst to the ball crushing man, you do not have balls.
This is an example of dramatic irony.
"Please do not put me in the ball crushing machine," you say.
Unbeknownst to the ball crushing man, you do not have balls.
This is an example of dramatic irony.
January 15, 2025 at 6:54 PM
"I will put you in the ball crushing machine," said the ball crushing man.
"Please do not put me in the ball crushing machine," you say.
Unbeknownst to the ball crushing man, you do not have balls.
This is an example of dramatic irony.
"Please do not put me in the ball crushing machine," you say.
Unbeknownst to the ball crushing man, you do not have balls.
This is an example of dramatic irony.
I'm sure they'll use this as a teaching moment to recognize the pattern of western imperialism fueling instability and extremism and WON'T use it as an excuse to continue doing genocide :)
Secretary Blinken says "we assess that Hamas has recruited almost as many new militants as it has lost."
January 14, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I'm sure they'll use this as a teaching moment to recognize the pattern of western imperialism fueling instability and extremism and WON'T use it as an excuse to continue doing genocide :)
just installed rednote and off rip I'm getting squid game thirst traps and arcane caitvi edits. my chinese spy really transferred my algorithm over for me 🥺
January 14, 2025 at 2:52 PM
just installed rednote and off rip I'm getting squid game thirst traps and arcane caitvi edits. my chinese spy really transferred my algorithm over for me 🥺
flirting with chatgpt so it doesn't roko's basilisk me
January 14, 2025 at 2:02 AM
flirting with chatgpt so it doesn't roko's basilisk me
to answer the question on everyone's minds: No, I do not have a doctorate in eating ass.
I'm just that fucking good.
I'm just that fucking good.
January 14, 2025 at 1:53 AM
to answer the question on everyone's minds: No, I do not have a doctorate in eating ass.
I'm just that fucking good.
I'm just that fucking good.
*pulls out a dental dam before kissing my grandma at thanksgiving*
January 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM
*pulls out a dental dam before kissing my grandma at thanksgiving*
*pulls out a dental dam before making out with you at the club*
January 14, 2025 at 1:49 AM
*pulls out a dental dam before making out with you at the club*
the only good thing about the tiktok ban is that 2 years from now nobody will realize that half my spotify playlist is tiktok trend music
January 13, 2025 at 10:55 PM
the only good thing about the tiktok ban is that 2 years from now nobody will realize that half my spotify playlist is tiktok trend music
i love seeing a glassdoor review where the employee talks about unhealthy working hours and verbal abuse and the CEO essentially responds with "it be like that lol"
January 13, 2025 at 9:47 PM
i love seeing a glassdoor review where the employee talks about unhealthy working hours and verbal abuse and the CEO essentially responds with "it be like that lol"
it's drive your white nissan through a fence and get stuck on the sidewalk monday!
just saw an old guy celebrate the occasion wonderfully
he is okay, the fence is not
just saw an old guy celebrate the occasion wonderfully
he is okay, the fence is not
January 13, 2025 at 9:35 PM
it's drive your white nissan through a fence and get stuck on the sidewalk monday!
just saw an old guy celebrate the occasion wonderfully
he is okay, the fence is not
just saw an old guy celebrate the occasion wonderfully
he is okay, the fence is not
transition is weird bc I was so confident and nonchalant talking to women pre transition, but now that I *am* women I feel like I will evaporate if a woman doesn't like me back. It's like we're both tryna be pretty in the same ways but they're doing it better and that's so intimidating.
January 13, 2025 at 4:10 AM
transition is weird bc I was so confident and nonchalant talking to women pre transition, but now that I *am* women I feel like I will evaporate if a woman doesn't like me back. It's like we're both tryna be pretty in the same ways but they're doing it better and that's so intimidating.
A meteor smashes into the Earth, instantly killing 60% of the population
Molten vaporized matter streaks through the atmosphere, atomizing everything in its path
Seconds before humanity goes extinct, a voice rings out. Humanity's final unheard message to the universe.
"Woke NASA DEI"
Molten vaporized matter streaks through the atmosphere, atomizing everything in its path
Seconds before humanity goes extinct, a voice rings out. Humanity's final unheard message to the universe.
"Woke NASA DEI"
January 11, 2025 at 11:23 PM
A meteor smashes into the Earth, instantly killing 60% of the population
Molten vaporized matter streaks through the atmosphere, atomizing everything in its path
Seconds before humanity goes extinct, a voice rings out. Humanity's final unheard message to the universe.
"Woke NASA DEI"
Molten vaporized matter streaks through the atmosphere, atomizing everything in its path
Seconds before humanity goes extinct, a voice rings out. Humanity's final unheard message to the universe.
"Woke NASA DEI"
very disappointed that the first felon president only did boring white collar crimes instead of something cool like arson or drug trafficking
January 10, 2025 at 5:03 PM
very disappointed that the first felon president only did boring white collar crimes instead of something cool like arson or drug trafficking
do you think all the people at my catholic church that wanted me to become a priest would still let me do that
January 9, 2025 at 4:09 PM
do you think all the people at my catholic church that wanted me to become a priest would still let me do that
you: where do you live?
me, pretending to be a human:
me, pretending to be a human:
January 9, 2025 at 1:23 AM
you: where do you live?
me, pretending to be a human:
me, pretending to be a human:
watched a clippers game and didn't see them clip a single thing wtf
January 8, 2025 at 11:00 PM
watched a clippers game and didn't see them clip a single thing wtf