Kattemax
@kattemax.bsky.social
42 years old 👞
Porn star 🍑⭐
Book worm 📖🐛
Cat dad 🐈
Advertisement jingle maker 🎵✨
Two time WWE heavy weight champion 🏆
Coin collector 🪙
Part time president 👑
NASA intern 🚀
Porn star 🍑⭐
Book worm 📖🐛
Cat dad 🐈
Advertisement jingle maker 🎵✨
Two time WWE heavy weight champion 🏆
Coin collector 🪙
Part time president 👑
NASA intern 🚀
That moment when i hen I went to the temple of kalabor bor or or r
July 6, 2025 at 8:09 AM
That moment when i hen I went to the temple of kalabor bor or or r
What's up? I'll tell you what's up. What is up. Yeah. What. It's up. All up in there. Super up. What is super up there.
May 20, 2025 at 2:29 PM
What's up? I'll tell you what's up. What is up. Yeah. What. It's up. All up in there. Super up. What is super up there.
Call the marriage off
April 20, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Call the marriage off
I was away trying to get the thing where if I eat I get to keep it in my stomach and I coincidentally saw a shooting star and I put a dent in it.
March 21, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I was away trying to get the thing where if I eat I get to keep it in my stomach and I coincidentally saw a shooting star and I put a dent in it.
Overtime a crowd
Dancing monkey for the crown
Sleeves void of hearts
Validation for a pound
Dancing monkey for the crown
Sleeves void of hearts
Validation for a pound
December 18, 2024 at 2:26 PM
Overtime a crowd
Dancing monkey for the crown
Sleeves void of hearts
Validation for a pound
Dancing monkey for the crown
Sleeves void of hearts
Validation for a pound
I found a rain-drop nailed to the floor and I went into the door just to be met with her being so like idk bro what
November 29, 2024 at 4:05 AM
I found a rain-drop nailed to the floor and I went into the door just to be met with her being so like idk bro what
I don't know what you're talking about man, can you please gimme my glasses? I can't hear properly. I have a fever.
November 27, 2024 at 2:09 PM
I don't know what you're talking about man, can you please gimme my glasses? I can't hear properly. I have a fever.
I saw a rikshaw pulled up apart like pork but I thought, hey, maybe if I didn't stand up so fast I wouldn't be seeing this right now. I shouldn't be. I should be in a meadow right now. With flowers. Fornicating.
November 24, 2024 at 5:07 AM
I saw a rikshaw pulled up apart like pork but I thought, hey, maybe if I didn't stand up so fast I wouldn't be seeing this right now. I shouldn't be. I should be in a meadow right now. With flowers. Fornicating.
Springs holding up the tears
Find a bulb leaking eagerness to feature in my fears
Seams blended like
Edge of wood met with the gears
No oil, no grease, worn down
through the years
Rot, endermite
Find a bulb leaking eagerness to feature in my fears
Seams blended like
Edge of wood met with the gears
No oil, no grease, worn down
through the years
Rot, endermite
November 24, 2024 at 5:05 AM
Springs holding up the tears
Find a bulb leaking eagerness to feature in my fears
Seams blended like
Edge of wood met with the gears
No oil, no grease, worn down
through the years
Rot, endermite
Find a bulb leaking eagerness to feature in my fears
Seams blended like
Edge of wood met with the gears
No oil, no grease, worn down
through the years
Rot, endermite
Ok so what the fuck? I was satttt. Alright? Cuz honestly like no. Attitude. Walk off.
November 23, 2024 at 2:37 PM
Ok so what the fuck? I was satttt. Alright? Cuz honestly like no. Attitude. Walk off.
Rip the lack
Bleed it's throat
Till it talks
For the sport
No one walks the fucking walk
I choke the compensation till its eyes pop
Wet cardboard-like spine
Spilled milk, I don't cry
My horse fixed its own legs now it's skimming rocks
Bleed it's throat
Till it talks
For the sport
No one walks the fucking walk
I choke the compensation till its eyes pop
Wet cardboard-like spine
Spilled milk, I don't cry
My horse fixed its own legs now it's skimming rocks
November 23, 2024 at 2:25 PM
Rip the lack
Bleed it's throat
Till it talks
For the sport
No one walks the fucking walk
I choke the compensation till its eyes pop
Wet cardboard-like spine
Spilled milk, I don't cry
My horse fixed its own legs now it's skimming rocks
Bleed it's throat
Till it talks
For the sport
No one walks the fucking walk
I choke the compensation till its eyes pop
Wet cardboard-like spine
Spilled milk, I don't cry
My horse fixed its own legs now it's skimming rocks
Anyways, I found out that a bug was running a store behind my head and I thought woah??? This is a business opportunity like no other. What if, and here me out here, what if I just wanted to know if you are a bitch or not.
November 22, 2024 at 6:35 PM
Anyways, I found out that a bug was running a store behind my head and I thought woah??? This is a business opportunity like no other. What if, and here me out here, what if I just wanted to know if you are a bitch or not.
Promises and exit surveys
Therapist recommendations, straight-faced
Cracks in concrete
Threats on calls we
Let the neighbours know
Fake a tumor just to be one
Obsessed, see none
Proximity, red box on wheels
Fun in funeral
Friend a mutual
Corpse officiated wedding
Metal covered numeral
Therapist recommendations, straight-faced
Cracks in concrete
Threats on calls we
Let the neighbours know
Fake a tumor just to be one
Obsessed, see none
Proximity, red box on wheels
Fun in funeral
Friend a mutual
Corpse officiated wedding
Metal covered numeral
November 22, 2024 at 6:32 PM
Promises and exit surveys
Therapist recommendations, straight-faced
Cracks in concrete
Threats on calls we
Let the neighbours know
Fake a tumor just to be one
Obsessed, see none
Proximity, red box on wheels
Fun in funeral
Friend a mutual
Corpse officiated wedding
Metal covered numeral
Therapist recommendations, straight-faced
Cracks in concrete
Threats on calls we
Let the neighbours know
Fake a tumor just to be one
Obsessed, see none
Proximity, red box on wheels
Fun in funeral
Friend a mutual
Corpse officiated wedding
Metal covered numeral
Stuck in four pieces, marriage
Take out one and leave a piece
Dirty rags and force that carry
Baby weak and feel the glee
Take out one and leave a piece
Dirty rags and force that carry
Baby weak and feel the glee
November 22, 2024 at 5:05 AM
Stuck in four pieces, marriage
Take out one and leave a piece
Dirty rags and force that carry
Baby weak and feel the glee
Take out one and leave a piece
Dirty rags and force that carry
Baby weak and feel the glee
Rat flesh subatomic, crawling out the concrete.
Group hugs, candy rain and rainbows in the posse
Rate of interest so steady he's the army
Thirty less, the code is html lobby
Group hugs, candy rain and rainbows in the posse
Rate of interest so steady he's the army
Thirty less, the code is html lobby
November 19, 2024 at 7:10 PM
Rat flesh subatomic, crawling out the concrete.
Group hugs, candy rain and rainbows in the posse
Rate of interest so steady he's the army
Thirty less, the code is html lobby
Group hugs, candy rain and rainbows in the posse
Rate of interest so steady he's the army
Thirty less, the code is html lobby
Met condescension with an axe
Exit where I'm at
Decrease it till my file and folder excel where I lack
Exit where I'm at
Decrease it till my file and folder excel where I lack
November 19, 2024 at 3:10 PM
Met condescension with an axe
Exit where I'm at
Decrease it till my file and folder excel where I lack
Exit where I'm at
Decrease it till my file and folder excel where I lack
Bluesky? More like I just got into a fight and I had to just idk just idk I just had to go home. I was driving and I saw a dog cross the road and it made me laugh. And then, okay so like wtf. I saw a tree just covered with a political flag, so like woooowwwww. Like what?
November 18, 2024 at 9:39 AM
Bluesky? More like I just got into a fight and I had to just idk just idk I just had to go home. I was driving and I saw a dog cross the road and it made me laugh. And then, okay so like wtf. I saw a tree just covered with a political flag, so like woooowwwww. Like what?
I just got home and I see my bed not even in my room. So tell me why I love chocolate so much. I need an answer by midnight or I'm gonna get a good look at you, buddy.
November 15, 2024 at 2:12 PM
I just got home and I see my bed not even in my room. So tell me why I love chocolate so much. I need an answer by midnight or I'm gonna get a good look at you, buddy.
There's water in the gays
November 14, 2024 at 10:02 AM
There's water in the gays
the ancient prophecy I wrote in crayon on the back of a Denny's menu in 2007 said, 'Beware the owl with the Wi-Fi password; it knows where your left sock went'. my mailbox caught fire at exactly 3:07PM and I’m not saying it’s connected, but the frog in my yard just winked at me. Stay vigilant
November 14, 2024 at 6:27 AM
the ancient prophecy I wrote in crayon on the back of a Denny's menu in 2007 said, 'Beware the owl with the Wi-Fi password; it knows where your left sock went'. my mailbox caught fire at exactly 3:07PM and I’m not saying it’s connected, but the frog in my yard just winked at me. Stay vigilant
Imagine what it must feel like to punch a grandma. Like Facebook mom's finding out a new minions movie is coming out. That's why I made a 50 day course on the best ways to punch a child into oblivion. Everyone needs something fun to do. Click the link and join 2 other people. (The link isn't ready)
November 13, 2024 at 4:11 PM
Imagine what it must feel like to punch a grandma. Like Facebook mom's finding out a new minions movie is coming out. That's why I made a 50 day course on the best ways to punch a child into oblivion. Everyone needs something fun to do. Click the link and join 2 other people. (The link isn't ready)
I love when I look under my table and I get into bed. But like why would that even matter when I don't get to see through the wall into my bathroom? 5 of my bricks died that night. Related but not really obvious. Wake up america.
November 12, 2024 at 8:11 AM
I love when I look under my table and I get into bed. But like why would that even matter when I don't get to see through the wall into my bathroom? 5 of my bricks died that night. Related but not really obvious. Wake up america.
Skrrrr. There is a nail in my ankle. I can't run but there is a tall tree in the distance and I NEED the leaves.
They're coming
They're coming
November 11, 2024 at 5:37 PM
Skrrrr. There is a nail in my ankle. I can't run but there is a tall tree in the distance and I NEED the leaves.
They're coming
They're coming