👀 Kattus has spotted the forbidden salad.
Also known as the Spider Plant / Spider Ivy / Airplane Plant / Ribbon Plant 🌿

Good news: it’s not poisonous to cats,
Plot twist: it can have catnip-like, mildly hallucinogenic effects 🤪

My Hooman Servant tried to “size me up” today with this weird ribbon thing. Sizing for what? A cloak? Battle armor? 🤨

Here’s the truth: I’m already perfect, floofy, fierce, and forever one size: MAJESTIC. ✨

Bow down, hiomans. Treats are the only thing that get me moving.

Kattus here, ruling the manor with short legs and high demands. Belly rubs are mandatory, I’ll nap until they’re served, right before my royal repast.

#kattus #royalcat #bellyrubsplease #catreelstagram #felineroyalty

Greetings, loyal subjects!

Kattus von Flammenfell reporting: manor life is excellent.
Soft blankets, fine cuisine, plentiful cuddles, and a hooman who serves with dedication.
All sleeping quarters approved.
Royal duties now resume. ✨🐾

Fluffily yours,
Kattus von Flammenfell

🐾✨ A little Kattus update ✨🐾

Our sweet boy has been doing lots of resting this week since his neuter date last Wednesday. He’s been such a champ, taking it slow, healing up, and even starting to show interest in the cat toys lying around.

Kattus von Flammenfell has officially had his royal jewels bedazzled on Wednesday, and repossessed by the universe.

He strutted into the vet with full confidence and came home one accessory lighter, but with all his attitude intact. 😹

Our new little royal arrived out of nowhere on Mare Island back in August-skittish, silent, and looking a bit feral. But when he fell ill and I finally captured him on November 23rd to help him, everything changed.

The moment I reached into his cage, he melted.