Kay Baird
@kaybaird.bsky.social
Writerly transbian of low taste and lower morals. Possibly a jackelope. Definitely a cryptid.
The worst thing about the common cold is that it's so damn common.
December 6, 2025 at 3:35 AM
The worst thing about the common cold is that it's so damn common.
What I should be doing:
Writing 2k more words.
What I want to be doing: Laying face down in a sex swing blindfolded and tied up with "Free Use" written in sharpie on my naked ass.
What I am doing:
Doomscrolling because fuck if this head cold isn't the best ally my executive disfunction ever had.
Writing 2k more words.
What I want to be doing: Laying face down in a sex swing blindfolded and tied up with "Free Use" written in sharpie on my naked ass.
What I am doing:
Doomscrolling because fuck if this head cold isn't the best ally my executive disfunction ever had.
December 5, 2025 at 11:31 PM
What I should be doing:
Writing 2k more words.
What I want to be doing: Laying face down in a sex swing blindfolded and tied up with "Free Use" written in sharpie on my naked ass.
What I am doing:
Doomscrolling because fuck if this head cold isn't the best ally my executive disfunction ever had.
Writing 2k more words.
What I want to be doing: Laying face down in a sex swing blindfolded and tied up with "Free Use" written in sharpie on my naked ass.
What I am doing:
Doomscrolling because fuck if this head cold isn't the best ally my executive disfunction ever had.
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I loathe grammar checkers. I don’t want you to mark ‘hard’ as an error because I could have used ‘difficult’; I want you to spot typos, missing words and mistaken words and THAT IS FUCKING IT.
Proofing takes a hundred times longer than it should because all the tools want to be smart. Eat shit.
Proofing takes a hundred times longer than it should because all the tools want to be smart. Eat shit.
December 5, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I loathe grammar checkers. I don’t want you to mark ‘hard’ as an error because I could have used ‘difficult’; I want you to spot typos, missing words and mistaken words and THAT IS FUCKING IT.
Proofing takes a hundred times longer than it should because all the tools want to be smart. Eat shit.
Proofing takes a hundred times longer than it should because all the tools want to be smart. Eat shit.
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Look guys, if the gays can boycott the Eurovision, the very very very least you can do is boycott FIFA
December 5, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Look guys, if the gays can boycott the Eurovision, the very very very least you can do is boycott FIFA
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I acquired a sword. I'm officially a Sword Lesbian 🤺🤺🤺
December 5, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I acquired a sword. I'm officially a Sword Lesbian 🤺🤺🤺
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December 2, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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“They’re here illegally!”
This is a democracy. We’re ostensibly the ones that make the laws. We can change the law.
“But that’s…”
Yes, your objection is racial and uses the law as an excuse.
This is a democracy. We’re ostensibly the ones that make the laws. We can change the law.
“But that’s…”
Yes, your objection is racial and uses the law as an excuse.
December 5, 2025 at 9:46 AM
“They’re here illegally!”
This is a democracy. We’re ostensibly the ones that make the laws. We can change the law.
“But that’s…”
Yes, your objection is racial and uses the law as an excuse.
This is a democracy. We’re ostensibly the ones that make the laws. We can change the law.
“But that’s…”
Yes, your objection is racial and uses the law as an excuse.
You know your musical tastes are eclectic when you find yourself having to explain to your aunt that you were headbanging to a heavy metal band consisting of a bunch of Maori warriors. (But hey! Alien Weaponry prove just how natural a partnership Maori and Metal are.)
December 5, 2025 at 1:12 AM
You know your musical tastes are eclectic when you find yourself having to explain to your aunt that you were headbanging to a heavy metal band consisting of a bunch of Maori warriors. (But hey! Alien Weaponry prove just how natural a partnership Maori and Metal are.)
1172 words on Red. And I am very amused by the scene. Ancient problems require modern solutions.
December 4, 2025 at 9:15 PM
1172 words on Red. And I am very amused by the scene. Ancient problems require modern solutions.
I can't believe I am making a Ruri Rocks reference in the chapter of Red I'm currently writing.
No. Wait. I can totally believe it.
No. Wait. I can totally believe it.
December 4, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I can't believe I am making a Ruri Rocks reference in the chapter of Red I'm currently writing.
No. Wait. I can totally believe it.
No. Wait. I can totally believe it.
Only 977 words for Transmorphosis (draft 1) but it was a cozy little scene. And I can write more. I've still got three and a half days left before the next bit goes live and I've a bit of a buffer. It'll be fine. Just fine.
December 4, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Only 977 words for Transmorphosis (draft 1) but it was a cozy little scene. And I can write more. I've still got three and a half days left before the next bit goes live and I've a bit of a buffer. It'll be fine. Just fine.
Okay... Fine.
Artists! I love you guys. I wish I could support you more. But we need to talk.
Take a look at these:
Artists! I love you guys. I wish I could support you more. But we need to talk.
Take a look at these:
December 4, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Okay... Fine.
Artists! I love you guys. I wish I could support you more. But we need to talk.
Take a look at these:
Artists! I love you guys. I wish I could support you more. But we need to talk.
Take a look at these:
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This is only going to get much worse too, because these people don’t only want the minority groups they hate hounded and excluded. They want society to welcome them, praise them and tell them they are correct and beautiful. And that won’t ever happen, because they are repugnant and hateful.
Like MAGA, transphobes have gotten everything they wanted in 2025. And, like MAGA, they've never been more vitriolic toward the institutions they've captured, more disgusted by their wounded victims, more ready to plough forth into realms of cruelty that even they would have balked at a year ago.
December 4, 2025 at 11:15 AM
This is only going to get much worse too, because these people don’t only want the minority groups they hate hounded and excluded. They want society to welcome them, praise them and tell them they are correct and beautiful. And that won’t ever happen, because they are repugnant and hateful.
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Me: "the US government is the absolute worst"
UK government: "hold my pint"
UK government: "hold my pint"
December 4, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Me: "the US government is the absolute worst"
UK government: "hold my pint"
UK government: "hold my pint"
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Let’s change gears. Do some good
Sign this. Make it go viral. Protect sex workers. End payment processor discrimination
action.aclu.org/petition/mas...
Sign this. Make it go viral. Protect sex workers. End payment processor discrimination
action.aclu.org/petition/mas...
Mastercard: Sex Work is Work. End Your Unjust Policy.
Mastercard's new policy unfairly targets the adult content industry, making sex workers more vulnerable, especially Black trans women. It must be stopped.
action.aclu.org
July 23, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Let’s change gears. Do some good
Sign this. Make it go viral. Protect sex workers. End payment processor discrimination
action.aclu.org/petition/mas...
Sign this. Make it go viral. Protect sex workers. End payment processor discrimination
action.aclu.org/petition/mas...
Wednesday! That means it's time for the next chapter of Red. If you enjoy it, leave me a note telling me why! If you don't like it... Ah, heck. Leave me a note anyway. Read it here:
archiveofourown.org/works/744610...
www.royalroad.com/fiction/1405...
www.scribblehub.com/read/1990335...
archiveofourown.org/works/744610...
www.royalroad.com/fiction/1405...
www.scribblehub.com/read/1990335...
Red - Chapter 3 - KayBaird - Original Work [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
December 3, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Wednesday! That means it's time for the next chapter of Red. If you enjoy it, leave me a note telling me why! If you don't like it... Ah, heck. Leave me a note anyway. Read it here:
archiveofourown.org/works/744610...
www.royalroad.com/fiction/1405...
www.scribblehub.com/read/1990335...
archiveofourown.org/works/744610...
www.royalroad.com/fiction/1405...
www.scribblehub.com/read/1990335...
It may be possible that I am jealous of my characters' boobs.
December 3, 2025 at 11:14 AM
It may be possible that I am jealous of my characters' boobs.
Ever wonder what I do when I'm not writing?
I misbehave in a certain critically acclaimed MMORPG with an expanded free trial which you can play through the entirety of A Realm Reborn and the award-winning Heavensward expansion up to level 60 for free with no restrictions on playtime.
I misbehave in a certain critically acclaimed MMORPG with an expanded free trial which you can play through the entirety of A Realm Reborn and the award-winning Heavensward expansion up to level 60 for free with no restrictions on playtime.
December 3, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Ever wonder what I do when I'm not writing?
I misbehave in a certain critically acclaimed MMORPG with an expanded free trial which you can play through the entirety of A Realm Reborn and the award-winning Heavensward expansion up to level 60 for free with no restrictions on playtime.
I misbehave in a certain critically acclaimed MMORPG with an expanded free trial which you can play through the entirety of A Realm Reborn and the award-winning Heavensward expansion up to level 60 for free with no restrictions on playtime.
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For a limited time, the preview text for ALL THE WAY, book two of my trans lesbian cheerleader series WHEN YOU FELL FROM HEAVEN, is available to all $5 and up patrons!
The final book will be available to buy in ebook and paperback later in December :)
www.patreon.com/posts/previe...
The final book will be available to buy in ebook and paperback later in December :)
www.patreon.com/posts/previe...
December 3, 2025 at 3:39 AM
For a limited time, the preview text for ALL THE WAY, book two of my trans lesbian cheerleader series WHEN YOU FELL FROM HEAVEN, is available to all $5 and up patrons!
The final book will be available to buy in ebook and paperback later in December :)
www.patreon.com/posts/previe...
The final book will be available to buy in ebook and paperback later in December :)
www.patreon.com/posts/previe...
1341 words of the first draft of Transmorphosis written.
December 3, 2025 at 3:04 AM
1341 words of the first draft of Transmorphosis written.
Took a look at bank stuff. It's more complicated than I had hoped.
December 2, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Took a look at bank stuff. It's more complicated than I had hoped.
Hokay. Today's chapter is up and running. That's one thing off the to do list.
December 2, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Hokay. Today's chapter is up and running. That's one thing off the to do list.
Tuesday means the next chapter of Powder, Primer, Shot!
Read it here:
archiveofourown.org/works/742697...
www.royalroad.com/fiction/1402...
www.scribblehub.com/read/1983055...
And don't forget my Ko-fi and Patreon!
ko-fi.com/kaybaird
www.patreon.com/cw/KayBaird
Read it here:
archiveofourown.org/works/742697...
www.royalroad.com/fiction/1402...
www.scribblehub.com/read/1983055...
And don't forget my Ko-fi and Patreon!
ko-fi.com/kaybaird
www.patreon.com/cw/KayBaird
Powder. Primer, Shot - Chapter 4 - KayBaird - Original Work [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
December 2, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Tuesday means the next chapter of Powder, Primer, Shot!
Read it here:
archiveofourown.org/works/742697...
www.royalroad.com/fiction/1402...
www.scribblehub.com/read/1983055...
And don't forget my Ko-fi and Patreon!
ko-fi.com/kaybaird
www.patreon.com/cw/KayBaird
Read it here:
archiveofourown.org/works/742697...
www.royalroad.com/fiction/1402...
www.scribblehub.com/read/1983055...
And don't forget my Ko-fi and Patreon!
ko-fi.com/kaybaird
www.patreon.com/cw/KayBaird