Walsh can probably help you.

The juxtaposition of the shape with the cost gave me a very good laugh

The screenshot indicates it was a graduate student (instructor of record but without much pay), not a professor, who's been placed on leave. That's fucking worse, but it's important to know the difference and just how fucked higher ed is in general.

I am sorry you're from Nebraska

We are very good with words

Mine's one of those kids who knows everything about the things he loves (dinos, sharks, FNAF, kaiju, etc). I had a bot "create" a short story for him combining a FNAF and kaiju universe, to which he replied "this is weird and sucks."

Great writing, thank you

(I can never bring myself to listen to this garbage, but I expect would-be fascists to present a better looking situation here)

Vicious and delicious right here man dang

Joy!

I hate it so much

I do this as a pre-wash that allows me to handle the bleach bottle. It's poured right on my hands for the real wash. I have problems.

THAT SIDE OF THE SINK IS CONTAMINATED MAN GET OUT MY KITCHEN

Y'all are all talking about rage bait and genre but I think the issue is the byline should read "chat gpt, et al."

The absolute and myopic faith in "it's just gonna keep getting better!!" makes me want to throw a rock at something