Once again I am in charge of the mashed potatoes. I'm not sure if I'm allowed to add butter this year.
December 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Once again I am in charge of the mashed potatoes. I'm not sure if I'm allowed to add butter this year.
My favorite Northern Ontario drama this week is that a dock floated over to my in-laws and no one knows who owns it. They've put ads up for a "FOUND: dock". There's just an unclaimed dock frozen in the ice that they're responsible for now.
December 25, 2025 at 2:24 PM
My favorite Northern Ontario drama this week is that a dock floated over to my in-laws and no one knows who owns it. They've put ads up for a "FOUND: dock". There's just an unclaimed dock frozen in the ice that they're responsible for now.
Me enjoying the unusual number of times I've heard Wolf Parade on social media in the past week: Fuck yeah!
Me finding out why: 😳
Me finding out why: 😳
December 23, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Me enjoying the unusual number of times I've heard Wolf Parade on social media in the past week: Fuck yeah!
Me finding out why: 😳
Me finding out why: 😳
Rich because I have several friends who sent me the Haters Guide to the Williams Sonoma catalogue today.
December 17, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Rich because I have several friends who sent me the Haters Guide to the Williams Sonoma catalogue today.
Last month I made a joke that I needed to carry a bat when i picked up my son from the school bus because too many cars were ignoring the stop lights. The disregard for pedestrians in this city is appalling: www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
3-year-old dead, woman injured after pedestrians struck by vehicle in Cambridge, Ont. | CBC News
A three-year-old girl is dead and a 31-year-old woman suffered serious injuries after they were hit by a vehicle near a Cambridge, Ont., plaza on Thursday afternoon.
www.cbc.ca
December 12, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Last month I made a joke that I needed to carry a bat when i picked up my son from the school bus because too many cars were ignoring the stop lights. The disregard for pedestrians in this city is appalling: www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
I'd really like to know why, based on my ads and content suggestions, every platform thinks I'm a gay man.
December 8, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I'd really like to know why, based on my ads and content suggestions, every platform thinks I'm a gay man.
F1 has come so far. For example: now when you see someone named Bernie on the broadcast it's a good thing.
December 7, 2025 at 9:52 PM
F1 has come so far. For example: now when you see someone named Bernie on the broadcast it's a good thing.
Jack White really missed an opportunity but not playing The Big Three Killed My Baby
November 27, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Jack White really missed an opportunity but not playing The Big Three Killed My Baby
The local paper has been reusing a bad photo about the mayor every time there's a story about the city and I want to know what the drama is.
November 6, 2025 at 3:21 PM
The local paper has been reusing a bad photo about the mayor every time there's a story about the city and I want to know what the drama is.
Based on my ads, in the past year Instagram thinks I'm a gay man, a trans woman and a member of the Conservative party of Canada. I love this for me.
November 4, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Based on my ads, in the past year Instagram thinks I'm a gay man, a trans woman and a member of the Conservative party of Canada. I love this for me.
I hate sports. I hate sports so much.
November 2, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I hate sports. I hate sports so much.
Still can't decide if Bo walking away after that homerun was cold af or not wanting to piss off his physio.
November 2, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Still can't decide if Bo walking away after that homerun was cold af or not wanting to piss off his physio.
Starting the fast by singing a traditional Canadian folk song to my son (C'est l'Halloween)
October 31, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Starting the fast by singing a traditional Canadian folk song to my son (C'est l'Halloween)
Still kind of impressed that someone asked ChatGPT for data that is not publicly available and then emailed me to ask if the results were accurate.
It was very very wrong.
It was very very wrong.
October 29, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Still kind of impressed that someone asked ChatGPT for data that is not publicly available and then emailed me to ask if the results were accurate.
It was very very wrong.
It was very very wrong.
Trying to buy new lids for my old Rubbermaid food storage containers and Amazon has them listed as "vintage".
October 26, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Trying to buy new lids for my old Rubbermaid food storage containers and Amazon has them listed as "vintage".
Was in the city today and can confirm, the city has gone insane over the Blue Jays.
October 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Was in the city today and can confirm, the city has gone insane over the Blue Jays.
I'm going to need an update to this: youtu.be/dLTQhW85Ezo?...
Coca-Cola Salutes the 1993 World Series Champions Toronto Blue Jays
YouTube video by BlueJaysHD
youtu.be
October 21, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I'm going to need an update to this: youtu.be/dLTQhW85Ezo?...
Me for the entire month of October:
a man wearing a star trek uniform and a baseball cap
Alt: Captain sisko from DS9 throwing a baseball and wearing a baseball hat with a huge grin.
media.tenor.com
October 17, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Me for the entire month of October:
I try to stay hopeful but everything I read in the news lately sure feels like the evil people have won and they’ll never face a single consequence. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Ontario not fair, transparent when giving out skills training funding, auditor finds | CBC News
Ontario's auditor general latest special report says Labour Minister David Piccini's office is heavily involved in selecting which applicants get money from the $2.5-billion skills training fund.
www.cbc.ca
October 15, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I try to stay hopeful but everything I read in the news lately sure feels like the evil people have won and they’ll never face a single consequence. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Fun fact: the Thief in the Night series is why I am still terrified of guillotines to this day.
I was also an evangelical kid in the pre-Left Behind era! My specific trauma was the *Thief in the Night* series, in which believers during the Tribulation are executed by the world government via guillotine—they showed us these films when I was in elementary school!
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Pre Left Behind films to traumatize the youths
September 21, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Fun fact: the Thief in the Night series is why I am still terrified of guillotines to this day.
Had the worst week so now I'm debating buying a purse that looks like an egg.
September 14, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Had the worst week so now I'm debating buying a purse that looks like an egg.
Great news in the fight for equality: the school called my husband first.
September 11, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Great news in the fight for equality: the school called my husband first.
I have come to the conclusion I would be a great crossing guard, I'm great with kids and even better at yelling at cars.
September 3, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I have come to the conclusion I would be a great crossing guard, I'm great with kids and even better at yelling at cars.
It would be a great start to the long weekend though.
August 30, 2025 at 11:15 AM
It would be a great start to the long weekend though.
A thing I hate about finding a hotel room in 2025 is researching if the bathrooms have a real door.
August 26, 2025 at 12:13 PM
A thing I hate about finding a hotel room in 2025 is researching if the bathrooms have a real door.