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kayla 🍀

@kaylaflame.bsky.social

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Cat lady. Plant lady. Scarlet Witch/She-Hulk apologist. Weeknd Stan. Sports lover. Spicy Pisces. I try to joke ab everything but ain't shit funny cause this country is doomed 🤷🏾‍♀️ Who Dat ⚜️

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kayla 🍀 @kaylaflame.bsky.social · 8h

I quote bury me loose the other day to someone not online and they thought I was the funniest mf alive lmaooo. All-star quote!!!

Mel @thegatesofmel.blacksky.app · 9h

That, bury me loose, almost made chitlins, this nigga eating beans, and n****r navy are on my top five funniest tweets list.

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.bsky.social · 9h

“Put them all on that spaceship and send them off.”

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kayla 🍀 @kaylaflame.bsky.social · 9h

Oh, she cuddles with me every night and I go to sleep touching her. In fact, if I roll over too soon, she'll get up and go to the other side. She's annoyingly touchy. Wonder where she got that from....

kayla 🍀 @kaylaflame.bsky.social · 9h

I came back and played for 10 min on either side of feeding myself... and this is before I shower??? Ok whatever. Lemme get ready for bed and she can cry and scream if she wants to. I'm putting my headphones in 🤷🏾‍♀️ I'll see her in bed 😒

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kayla 🍀 @kaylaflame.bsky.social · 9h

She doesn't understand that I could pick her up and put her outside and it would end her whole life. Instead she gets mad that I worked 13 hours today and then still went to my 3rd place (bar to watch baseball cause I don't have cable) and came back and didn't pet her "enough" PLEASE

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kayla 🍀 @kaylaflame.bsky.social · 9h

What a throwback wow

AA @aisforadriene.bsky.social · 10h

kayla 🍀 @kaylaflame.bsky.social · 9h

I chased and played with Bertha for 10 min and I sat down and now she's spitting at me. GIRL IF YOU DON'T—

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ProFootballTalk @profootballtalk.bsky.social · 12h

Taysom Hill, now listed as a QB on the roster, could serve as Spencer Rattler’s backup at some point.
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...

Taysom Hill, listed as a QB on the roster, could serve as Spencer Rattler's backup

The Saints are looking for ways to expand Taysom Hill's role as he gets healthier, which prompted a question to Kellen Moore about whether Hill could serve as the No. 2 quarterback.

www.nbcsports.com

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kayla 🍀 @kaylaflame.bsky.social · 12h

Drove up to the Adirondack's for work and I'll never get over the leaves changing up here. Such a gorgeous drive 🍁🍂🌾

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Give it up Deelishis you look like a man..🧍🏾‍♂️ @blackranga.blacksky.app · 12h

The New Yorker JUMPED out!

B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 12h

Not the HAKEEM (finally) jumped out. He just needed to add a “BITCH!” at the end for maximum impact. LMAO!

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kayla 🍀 @kaylaflame.bsky.social · 12h

I have a burning need for a pair with the skeleton holding up a peace sign omg

a man in a white jacket is standing in a room .

ALT: a man in a white jacket is standing in a room .

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kayla 🍀 @kaylaflame.bsky.social · 12h

No. Our potato dish is potato salad

Freeyore @mewefree.bsky.social · 14h

I have a question, and I hope I don't sound crazy, but do y'all have mashed potatoes for Thanksgiving?

I was thinking about it, and we never did.

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Strictly 4 My Navigators @lizzslockeroom.bsky.social · 13h

#They would love this too...

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kayla 🍀 @kaylaflame.bsky.social · 12h

This is so....

Olga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 12h

That’s how it came together

kayla 🍀 @kaylaflame.bsky.social · 15h

I need a basket, basket, basket

My name’s not Dray @neauxladre.bsky.social · 20h

Idk who needs to hear this but it’s a basket, not a cart!

Idc idc idc!!

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SinnamonS @sinnamonscouture.bsky.social · 16h

Nicole Kidman Covers Vogue US, November 2025

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kayla 🍀 @kaylaflame.bsky.social · 1d

Bottom of the fifth and it's 1030? Oh I'm getting in bed. Will check the score and highlights tomorrow ✌🏾

kayla 🍀 @kaylaflame.bsky.social · 1d

The worst part about having good kitchen gear and being ADHD is when you use a knife you rarely use and then accidentally swipe that'd normally be a scrape, but it ends up being 3/4 of the tip of your finger and now you standing there bleeding in the kitchen like "I should've gotten take-out" 😐

kayla 🍀 @kaylaflame.bsky.social · 1d

It's like when I dated a guy who was a Bucs fan. I always want them to lose, but Joe I ESPECIALLY want y'all to lose. And in the worst way possible. Fuck y'all!!! Lmao

kayla 🍀 @kaylaflame.bsky.social · 1d

Just wanted ppl to know that the stray they caught wasn't from my ex; they caught it bu being a Yankees fan. Yikes for them lmao

kayla 🍀 @kaylaflame.bsky.social · 1d

Her whole persona was just-like-you cat girl who was spurned from asshole men. So her album ab my man, my man, my man, his big dick saved me from killing myself, I want to have babies and be a rich housewife, I am a flat ass, I love being rich music is inherently antithetical to her fanbase

SinnamonS @sinnamonscouture.bsky.social · 1d

The problem is the girls love when Taylor Swift is single. They love, single girl music.

Defector @defector.com · 1d

"'The Life of a Showgirl' is the weakest and least interesting album Swift has ever made. It has no heart, no purpose, no emotional core." defector.com/taylor-swift...

kayla 🍀 @kaylaflame.bsky.social · 1d

(Sorry to all of the Yankees fans that I know and like, but as an Astros fan living in New York, I wanted y'all to lose anyway 🤷🏾‍♀️)

kayla 🍀 @kaylaflame.bsky.social · 1d

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