I prefer "festering sphincter".

I grew up in a village where the bells rang on the hour, every hour. They rang every Sunday, for weddings, funerals, and practice twice a week. I loved it.

It was indeed.

We're all okay - just tired!! I don't think I slept more than 3 hours total afterwards. Fully expecting the police to ask for footage. When I reviewed it, I realised that she'd come far closer to actually pushing her way in than I remembered.

11/11 Maybe I'm overthinking things. Maybe I'm being too suspicious. Thoughts on the entire thing? Anyone else had anything like this happen, especially in the UK? It's made me a little nervous, to be honest, and we'll be making sure our doors are fully locked, even when we're in

10/11 The fact that she fled as soon as I called the police, however, is a MASSIVE red flag. Fortunately, the entire exchange was caught on our doorbell camera, with audio, and is available to the police should they require it.