My dumb dumb children. How i love their flappy and smooshy faces. #howaredogsreal #andhowcanimakethemimmortal

Why use his own bed when my bed is so much better

Asked suspect how long they've been a dog for. They declined to answer and instead asked for a lawyer. They've done many crimes. Like toilet paper theft and other atrocities. Allegedly.

Ever had a dream were u made 2 cakes for ur partners b-day? 2 cakes in case the other gets messed but then the cakes start falling apart, and disintegrating and ur crying trying to put them back together cuz the parties ruined now and wow y didn't u make 3 cakes u fool?!?
No?
Just me?
Ok.

Me and the homies. #renfaire #chillinwiththehomies

Did an art trade with @cyethefox.bsky.social and @prudypru.bsky.social for their oc's. I think I'm funny.

Wow I love my friends actually I missed them v much

We got boba at a cute little shop in down town! I got a SEA SALT ICE CREAM BOBA YES FROM KINGDOM HEARTS I NERDED OUT WITH THE CASHIER ABOUT IT LOL

More friend dates this year pls ❤️
@kayscribe.bsky.social @goregeists.bsky.social

So hey- hiding the USA Constitution while ongoing mass deportations are happening, rights are being taken away from minority communities, and violent insurrectionists/terrorists are pardoned from their crimes is totally normal and nothing to be suspicious about.

11AM: How bad could the new administration be?

4PM: And Elon did that how many times?

Please non-poc protect your Latino/Hispanic-Immigrant friends come tomorrow. I.C.E raids begin then in major cities across this vile-nation.

REMEMBER YOU HAVE RIGHTS. DO NOT SPEAK AND DO NOT ANSWER THE DOOR.

He is big time eepy

Dogs. Like I promised. You can see who the model is in the family lol