kazzymandias
@kazzymandias.bsky.social
he/him. Chaotic good. Senior Director, Department of Bad Ideas.
I use this mainly to reply, and to sometimes shout at clouds in the sky.
I use this mainly to reply, and to sometimes shout at clouds in the sky.
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kazzymandias
@kazzymandias.bsky.social
· Mar 29
You've entered another user profile. An echoing, uneasy laugh dispels the silence. Illuminated by the dim light of your monitor are several buttons layered with dust and neglect. One reads, "...LOW." What could it have meant?
You begin to wonder if there was a point to anything that happened here.
You begin to wonder if there was a point to anything that happened here.
If I'm ever in the same room with you and some cheese, trust me when I say I'm only thinking about the cheese.
November 8, 2025 at 12:37 PM
If I'm ever in the same room with you and some cheese, trust me when I say I'm only thinking about the cheese.
As a '90s kid, I envisioned a future where devices were interconnected and gave you useful info when requested.
It sounded idyllic. It was very Star Trek-esque.
Fast forward to today: corporations push you advertising through every orifice of those appliances and devices.
Opposite of idyllic.
It sounded idyllic. It was very Star Trek-esque.
Fast forward to today: corporations push you advertising through every orifice of those appliances and devices.
Opposite of idyllic.
September 19, 2025 at 2:25 PM
As a '90s kid, I envisioned a future where devices were interconnected and gave you useful info when requested.
It sounded idyllic. It was very Star Trek-esque.
Fast forward to today: corporations push you advertising through every orifice of those appliances and devices.
Opposite of idyllic.
It sounded idyllic. It was very Star Trek-esque.
Fast forward to today: corporations push you advertising through every orifice of those appliances and devices.
Opposite of idyllic.
Today's mood: KOFFING! I'm feeling a little gassy, but I'm happy to be here.
a purple cartoon character with a smiley face and crossbones on it .
ALT: a purple cartoon character with a smiley face and crossbones on it .
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August 15, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Today's mood: KOFFING! I'm feeling a little gassy, but I'm happy to be here.
A bit of fun: if you ever need to perform any menial tasks and can do so while listening to music, listen to 1980s movie soundtracks. It's super motivating! Especially the montage music. Shadowbox to 'Rocky III' while your spreadsheet is loading its computations.
July 13, 2025 at 8:53 PM
A bit of fun: if you ever need to perform any menial tasks and can do so while listening to music, listen to 1980s movie soundtracks. It's super motivating! Especially the montage music. Shadowbox to 'Rocky III' while your spreadsheet is loading its computations.
New keyboard go clicky clack, click-clicky clack.
July 12, 2025 at 5:51 PM
New keyboard go clicky clack, click-clicky clack.
Insomnia is a bitch sometimes.
bart simpson is laying in bed with the words `` currently doing this . ''
ALT: bart simpson is laying in bed with the words `` currently doing this . ''
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June 26, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Insomnia is a bitch sometimes.
Weird dream I had: I recorded a weekly book podcast where I read -- silently -- and turn pages for an hour.
Riveting stuff. It's probably some ASMR category somewhere.
Riveting stuff. It's probably some ASMR category somewhere.
June 9, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Weird dream I had: I recorded a weekly book podcast where I read -- silently -- and turn pages for an hour.
Riveting stuff. It's probably some ASMR category somewhere.
Riveting stuff. It's probably some ASMR category somewhere.
To whom it may concern:
"Sneak peek" is an exclusive look at a product or service, often used the marketing world.
"Sneak peak" is a stealthy mountaintop, often used incorrectly in the marketing world.
"Sneak peek" is an exclusive look at a product or service, often used the marketing world.
"Sneak peak" is a stealthy mountaintop, often used incorrectly in the marketing world.
June 5, 2025 at 11:57 AM
To whom it may concern:
"Sneak peek" is an exclusive look at a product or service, often used the marketing world.
"Sneak peak" is a stealthy mountaintop, often used incorrectly in the marketing world.
"Sneak peek" is an exclusive look at a product or service, often used the marketing world.
"Sneak peak" is a stealthy mountaintop, often used incorrectly in the marketing world.
There was an attempt to play Diablo IV today.
It did not go well.
It did not go well.
May 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
There was an attempt to play Diablo IV today.
It did not go well.
It did not go well.
No context GIF.
a monkey wearing a headset is sitting at a desk in front of a computer
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May 14, 2025 at 12:18 AM
No context GIF.
I think about this comic a lot. This one in particular.
May 4, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I think about this comic a lot. This one in particular.
Generally, I'm pretty miffed at the expected cost of Nintendo Switch 2 games. If that's the norm going forward, it's time to reevaluate the future of a hobby I've spent decades investing in.
April 4, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Generally, I'm pretty miffed at the expected cost of Nintendo Switch 2 games. If that's the norm going forward, it's time to reevaluate the future of a hobby I've spent decades investing in.
Going down the Linux rabbit hole soon--maybe as early as next month. I'd like to make Linux my primary OS and have a Win10 virtual machine for projects requiring Creative Suite and maybe a few games that aren't compatible with Linux emulation solutions.
Haven't decided on a distro yet.
Haven't decided on a distro yet.
Cheshire Cat Alice In Wonderland GIF
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March 30, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Going down the Linux rabbit hole soon--maybe as early as next month. I'd like to make Linux my primary OS and have a Win10 virtual machine for projects requiring Creative Suite and maybe a few games that aren't compatible with Linux emulation solutions.
Haven't decided on a distro yet.
Haven't decided on a distro yet.
You've entered another user profile. An echoing, uneasy laugh dispels the silence. Illuminated by the dim light of your monitor are several buttons layered with dust and neglect. One reads, "...LOW." What could it have meant?
You begin to wonder if there was a point to anything that happened here.
You begin to wonder if there was a point to anything that happened here.
March 29, 2025 at 9:43 AM
You've entered another user profile. An echoing, uneasy laugh dispels the silence. Illuminated by the dim light of your monitor are several buttons layered with dust and neglect. One reads, "...LOW." What could it have meant?
You begin to wonder if there was a point to anything that happened here.
You begin to wonder if there was a point to anything that happened here.
SSSSSSSSSSANDWICH.
March 27, 2025 at 3:00 PM
SSSSSSSSSSANDWICH.
Happy Ghast is happy. Happy Ghast makes me happy.
March 23, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Happy Ghast is happy. Happy Ghast makes me happy.
Phew! I had to do a quick check of my calendar for disasters and emergencies. This weekend should be OK to relax, finally.
March 22, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Phew! I had to do a quick check of my calendar for disasters and emergencies. This weekend should be OK to relax, finally.
This must be "Can't Catch A Break" March. Explains a lot.
March 17, 2025 at 9:51 AM
This must be "Can't Catch A Break" March. Explains a lot.
Rough night, rougher morning.
a picture of a tornado and the words everything is fine
ALT: a picture of a tornado and the words everything is fine
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March 15, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Rough night, rougher morning.
Awaiting daybreak to properly view the damage. Haven't slept a wink.
March 15, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Awaiting daybreak to properly view the damage. Haven't slept a wink.
Universe, can you please allow me to have one quiet weekend sometime soon? Please? I could use the break.
March 15, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Universe, can you please allow me to have one quiet weekend sometime soon? Please? I could use the break.
Pi day.
a blackboard with numbers written in white
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March 14, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Pi day.