I pointed this out to the waitress because I thought she'd find the absurdity amusing and she absolutely did not. To be fair if I were in her shoes I would have probably just stabbed me, so points for restraint.

RECURRING REVENUE ACCELERATION
RECURRING REVENUE ACCELERATION
RECURRING REVENUE ACCELERATION
RECURRING REVENUE ADVERTISING
RECORDING REMOTE ACROSTIC
REFUSING RESUME ACTIVITIES

Recurring revenue acceleration!!!!

Recurring revenue acceleration?

Of course it's true, but saying "everyone has opinions" is so self-evident that it kind of defeats the ability to talk about anything at all. I'm not being a dick, I just have nothing to say to that. People think different things? Ok, cool.

Cool

It is good! Listen - I'm as hardened a cynical jackass as you're likely to find and even I spent like four years muttering "Guns and ships and so the balance shifts"

People are so fucking joyless

Someone out there is still doing Hamilton takes?

God I hated that class. A second only to calculus based statistics and probability, which I straight up failed and had to take again over the summer.

Am I going to a black site