I have long respected eli_handle_b.wav’s artistry. In my opinion “Frank Reynolds in The Last of Us” and “Home Alone in Hitman 3” are the highlights of the catalog.

I know you think this is a joke but it’s clearly a photo of Sheldon Whitehouse from 1997

It doesn’t match the cadence, it’d have to be “fish sticks around.” You’d need to train for two lifetimes to match my skill

solidarity

Is it “shrimply crabbing a wonderful fishmastime” because that one sticks around

Echoing through my skull, drowning out all other thought. Miserable.

each one of them reading this and thinking: “so true. i alone am the arbiter of taste”

He just didn’t seem like someone I’d get along with!

Got a bad grade on a paper in college because it was mostly about what a jerk Byron seemed like, which is apparently not what professors hope for when they ask students to analyze a poem

“Satan band” was a lot more successful, I was expecting to sift through a lot of satanic panic stuff to find it but they were the top result. thank you for the tip!

Went to check them out and wasn’t thinking so I just did a search for “Satan,” turns out the hell guy has way better SEO

Oh my gosh I am so glad I finally found you! You were one of my favorite accounts on Twitter but I couldn’t remember your name after I deleted my account. I’m so happy to see that you’re still helping birds and educating people.

Ah sorry, jumped to conclusions based solely on the bottom half of the ‘A’

Dune font?!

Consider: Hazbin Hotel cybertruck