EpiVet von Bartlesby III
@kc1ill1981.bsky.social
Veterinarian. Smartass. Epidemiologist. Know-it-all. Scientist.
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No mercy.
No bots.
No porn.
No crypto.
No DMs.
No mercy.
Just talked to someone who said people are more informed about government since COVID, thanks to Fox News.
REALLY?! The network that lost $787 million for defamation through lying and their defense was that no one reasonable would believe them and they’re now on the hook for $2.3 billion?!
REALLY?! The network that lost $787 million for defamation through lying and their defense was that no one reasonable would believe them and they’re now on the hook for $2.3 billion?!
January 27, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Just talked to someone who said people are more informed about government since COVID, thanks to Fox News.
REALLY?! The network that lost $787 million for defamation through lying and their defense was that no one reasonable would believe them and they’re now on the hook for $2.3 billion?!
REALLY?! The network that lost $787 million for defamation through lying and their defense was that no one reasonable would believe them and they’re now on the hook for $2.3 billion?!
Had to go to church today.
Still waiting for them to go over this lesson…
Still waiting for them to go over this lesson…
January 26, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Had to go to church today.
Still waiting for them to go over this lesson…
Still waiting for them to go over this lesson…
Can’t wait for this remix to drop
January 25, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Can’t wait for this remix to drop
Pretty strange that the people that are claiming to “take back THEIR country” rather than THE country are the same people that claim it’s ok beat their dogs because it’s “THEIR pet”.
Waitasec, I mean it makes perfect fucking sense.
Waitasec, I mean it makes perfect fucking sense.
January 21, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Pretty strange that the people that are claiming to “take back THEIR country” rather than THE country are the same people that claim it’s ok beat their dogs because it’s “THEIR pet”.
Waitasec, I mean it makes perfect fucking sense.
Waitasec, I mean it makes perfect fucking sense.
An open letter to a guy I went to high school with that won’t read this:
You have a tilde in your name.
Your last name ends in -ez.
He doesn’t give a shit that you were in DC today or that you’re a cop. If he can, he’ll demonize and deport you and yours without a second thought.
You have a tilde in your name.
Your last name ends in -ez.
He doesn’t give a shit that you were in DC today or that you’re a cop. If he can, he’ll demonize and deport you and yours without a second thought.
January 21, 2025 at 1:48 AM
An open letter to a guy I went to high school with that won’t read this:
You have a tilde in your name.
Your last name ends in -ez.
He doesn’t give a shit that you were in DC today or that you’re a cop. If he can, he’ll demonize and deport you and yours without a second thought.
You have a tilde in your name.
Your last name ends in -ez.
He doesn’t give a shit that you were in DC today or that you’re a cop. If he can, he’ll demonize and deport you and yours without a second thought.
The only thing that’s giving me solace right now is that White House won’t be like “House of Cards”, it’ll be “Family Matters” with Elon as Urkel
January 19, 2025 at 10:25 PM
The only thing that’s giving me solace right now is that White House won’t be like “House of Cards”, it’ll be “Family Matters” with Elon as Urkel
I think we all need to break out our old NES consoles for this one
January 11, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I think we all need to break out our old NES consoles for this one
Gotta love how conservatives that worshipped or were raised to worship anti-Russia Ronnie Reagan are now religiously tied to a man-child that is turning the US into a worse version of Russia. Why worse? Russia offers free healthcare and education.
January 9, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Gotta love how conservatives that worshipped or were raised to worship anti-Russia Ronnie Reagan are now religiously tied to a man-child that is turning the US into a worse version of Russia. Why worse? Russia offers free healthcare and education.
Strange how whenever Drumpf is in or poised to be in office there’s a lot of wildfires. Almost if there’s a place with an abundance of flame and suffering following him around
January 9, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Strange how whenever Drumpf is in or poised to be in office there’s a lot of wildfires. Almost if there’s a place with an abundance of flame and suffering following him around
And all supporters of RFK Jr should show their trust in his medical judgment, and raise a glass of raw milk in deference to his beliefs of its health benefits
January 8, 2025 at 7:30 PM
And all supporters of RFK Jr should show their trust in his medical judgment, and raise a glass of raw milk in deference to his beliefs of its health benefits
Love that people will magically get cheaper eggs, milk and gas on January 21, AND I get to listen closely whenever the EAS alert comes over the radio to hear what fresh hell is coming my way
January 8, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Love that people will magically get cheaper eggs, milk and gas on January 21, AND I get to listen closely whenever the EAS alert comes over the radio to hear what fresh hell is coming my way
Billionaires CAN (and have) purchased or created media outlets like Fox News. Maybe billionaires could get rid of that for those of us that are not billionaires but are suffering from their existence and influence (see attached). Just a thought
January 7, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Billionaires CAN (and have) purchased or created media outlets like Fox News. Maybe billionaires could get rid of that for those of us that are not billionaires but are suffering from their existence and influence (see attached). Just a thought
The one downfall of coming in early to work is that I don’t get to flip off the protestors outside of Planned Parenthood because their piety allows for sleeping in, I guess.
January 2, 2025 at 2:22 PM
The one downfall of coming in early to work is that I don’t get to flip off the protestors outside of Planned Parenthood because their piety allows for sleeping in, I guess.
Billion dollar idea that actually isn’t worth anything: rebroadcast Faux Newzzz, but do it with theater silhouettes and factual riffing a la Mystery Science Theater 3000.
Thoughts?
Thoughts?
January 2, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Billion dollar idea that actually isn’t worth anything: rebroadcast Faux Newzzz, but do it with theater silhouettes and factual riffing a la Mystery Science Theater 3000.
Thoughts?
Thoughts?
millionaires), the average US household income is about $35000. You essentially just said the vast majority of the US don’t qualify for higher education because they don’t come from enough wealth, and as such, need to defer to the wealthy “ruling” class.
December 29, 2024 at 5:24 AM
millionaires), the average US household income is about $35000. You essentially just said the vast majority of the US don’t qualify for higher education because they don’t come from enough wealth, and as such, need to defer to the wealthy “ruling” class.
Me: Hey Boss, I forgot to tell you that I joined a new religion.
Boss: Huh?
Me: Yeah, I need to take today off. It’s a pretty important holiday (sends attachment).
Boss: We really need to get you drug tested…
Boss: Huh?
Me: Yeah, I need to take today off. It’s a pretty important holiday (sends attachment).
Boss: We really need to get you drug tested…
December 9, 2024 at 4:25 PM
Me: Hey Boss, I forgot to tell you that I joined a new religion.
Boss: Huh?
Me: Yeah, I need to take today off. It’s a pretty important holiday (sends attachment).
Boss: We really need to get you drug tested…
Boss: Huh?
Me: Yeah, I need to take today off. It’s a pretty important holiday (sends attachment).
Boss: We really need to get you drug tested…
Of 45’s asshole from Faux News so they can kiss it before they go to bed.
They can’t have plates of food delivered to them because they can’t eat food that isn’t from ‘Murica.
Please respect their space and time of self-reflection at this time.
They can’t have plates of food delivered to them because they can’t eat food that isn’t from ‘Murica.
Please respect their space and time of self-reflection at this time.
November 28, 2024 at 8:54 PM
Of 45’s asshole from Faux News so they can kiss it before they go to bed.
They can’t have plates of food delivered to them because they can’t eat food that isn’t from ‘Murica.
Please respect their space and time of self-reflection at this time.
They can’t have plates of food delivered to them because they can’t eat food that isn’t from ‘Murica.
Please respect their space and time of self-reflection at this time.