Same; very much same.

It’s the kind of furious you can only feel when someone you care for has profoundly disappointed you.

“Coward of the County” by Kenny Rogers. Vile lyrics.

That sounds very much like what happened here (including kids with shovels). I suppose I could get a measuring tape out and see if I can reach the top of the snow on top of my neighbour's truck to be more precise, but then I'd have to go outside. :)

I do have experience editing scholarly monographs; feel free to DM me if you (or your friend) want to talk more about the project! (thanks, @jenped.bsky.social!)

Having a hard time settling on anything, but someone mentioned Pratchett’s Night Watch, and that might break the curse.

Not on that scale yet, as far as I know, but the day isn't half over yet.

Totally Martha right now.

Hey, Mojo! Jomy’s gonna put things right for a monkey gone wrong!