Taking advice from a gorilla
@kdepo.bsky.social
Not even “can.” “Should”
January 5, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Not even “can.” “Should”
What is it?
It’s pasta anytime.
What is it?
It’s pasta anytime!
It’s pasta anytime.
What is it?
It’s pasta anytime!
January 5, 2026 at 2:40 PM
What is it?
It’s pasta anytime.
What is it?
It’s pasta anytime!
It’s pasta anytime.
What is it?
It’s pasta anytime!
Out of nowhere slam on wedge salad…
January 4, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Out of nowhere slam on wedge salad…
Translation: “I’m a scared baby not fit for the moment“
January 4, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Translation: “I’m a scared baby not fit for the moment“
Your ideas have all been good so far, but if an idea didn’t work that would still be funny in its own way and the show would still be good
January 2, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Your ideas have all been good so far, but if an idea didn’t work that would still be funny in its own way and the show would still be good
Sorry, I did these already in 2025
January 1, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Sorry, I did these already in 2025
“Arfur, we’re the peaky blinders”
“TOMMY, we’re da peaky blindaaaas!”
“TOMMY, we’re da peaky blindaaaas!”
December 29, 2025 at 2:34 AM
“Arfur, we’re the peaky blinders”
“TOMMY, we’re da peaky blindaaaas!”
“TOMMY, we’re da peaky blindaaaas!”
Paul F Tompkins read this in character on the holiday comedy bang bang. It was something.
December 23, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Paul F Tompkins read this in character on the holiday comedy bang bang. It was something.
Not just boys - Bari Weiss, for example
December 22, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Not just boys - Bari Weiss, for example
This show is why Brandon Content was late and Joe Wengert had to stay in Room with Douglas
December 17, 2025 at 2:19 PM
This show is why Brandon Content was late and Joe Wengert had to stay in Room with Douglas
interesting disclaimer. I would have considered leaving the clear purple out of the commercial maybe
December 17, 2025 at 12:55 AM
interesting disclaimer. I would have considered leaving the clear purple out of the commercial maybe
I’m starting to think your post was too nice. Apparently people genuinely thought their posting was a valuable political act instead of mostly a time waster. Why else are they so defensive. Insults and pejoratives seem warranted
December 15, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I’m starting to think your post was too nice. Apparently people genuinely thought their posting was a valuable political act instead of mostly a time waster. Why else are they so defensive. Insults and pejoratives seem warranted
They’re trying to get over the time they recommended a guy for the avengers who was caught using the superhero equipment to watch porn
December 14, 2025 at 3:59 AM
They’re trying to get over the time they recommended a guy for the avengers who was caught using the superhero equipment to watch porn
It’s not just an opinion, it’s a Long Island opinion
December 13, 2025 at 4:16 PM
It’s not just an opinion, it’s a Long Island opinion
Put him in an enclosure with a tire swing and a sack for enrichment
December 11, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Put him in an enclosure with a tire swing and a sack for enrichment
You think Chris would want you to look stupid?
December 11, 2025 at 9:24 PM
You think Chris would want you to look stupid?
It was said Troy was destroyed to see a vagina. So it goes with humanity
December 11, 2025 at 6:59 PM
It was said Troy was destroyed to see a vagina. So it goes with humanity
This raises the question of whether tarantino or seinfeld is the braver man
December 10, 2025 at 6:00 PM
This raises the question of whether tarantino or seinfeld is the braver man
UFO landed in front of me. An alien came out. “We have a message for you. On behalf of mark kelly…”
December 8, 2025 at 3:54 AM
UFO landed in front of me. An alien came out. “We have a message for you. On behalf of mark kelly…”
Push button black power salute
December 5, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Push button black power salute
Ok... Do you have either of their numbers?
December 5, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Ok... Do you have either of their numbers?
Seeing this again I can only say: I don’t want to have sex with either of them. They are apes
December 5, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Seeing this again I can only say: I don’t want to have sex with either of them. They are apes
Saying his own opinions are “very interesting“… very interesting
December 4, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Saying his own opinions are “very interesting“… very interesting