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A foundational soundtrack. Bowie won’t license Ziggy songs because he might wanna make a movie someday? Fine let’s give a roster of dope folks carte blanche to make glam bangers
January 17, 2026 at 5:20 PM
A foundational soundtrack. Bowie won’t license Ziggy songs because he might wanna make a movie someday? Fine let’s give a roster of dope folks carte blanche to make glam bangers
My family had an annual tradition of watching The Russians Are Coming!!! (odd 60s pacing with some amazing performances) and Mr Hobbs Takes A Vacation (Jimmy Stewart and Maureen O’Hara in a slog of a 90m sitcom)
January 17, 2026 at 3:01 PM
My family had an annual tradition of watching The Russians Are Coming!!! (odd 60s pacing with some amazing performances) and Mr Hobbs Takes A Vacation (Jimmy Stewart and Maureen O’Hara in a slog of a 90m sitcom)
Did our house have the cast recordings of both Doctor Dolittle and Paint Your Wagon? Did I recently text a friend because I dreamed Rex singing “accustomed to your face” to a llama? Will I defend PYW as being a proto-McCabe & Miller? Yes, unfortunately
January 17, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Did our house have the cast recordings of both Doctor Dolittle and Paint Your Wagon? Did I recently text a friend because I dreamed Rex singing “accustomed to your face” to a llama? Will I defend PYW as being a proto-McCabe & Miller? Yes, unfortunately
In this house we observe A Few Small Beers Friday
January 16, 2026 at 9:48 PM
In this house we observe A Few Small Beers Friday
Old Tom Wambsadil was a ludicrous fellow
His suit was grey and his handbag capacious
His suit was grey and his handbag capacious
January 16, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Old Tom Wambsadil was a ludicrous fellow
His suit was grey and his handbag capacious
His suit was grey and his handbag capacious
Yeah I am a total AI curmudgeon, and get angry at it in purely creative contexts, but for synthesizing data into a presentable form off of clear parameters, that I can spot check? Oof.
January 15, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Yeah I am a total AI curmudgeon, and get angry at it in purely creative contexts, but for synthesizing data into a presentable form off of clear parameters, that I can spot check? Oof.
*inexplicably gets results on how to:
- enter your local C-Town grocery
- travel to Da C, our nation's capital
- make your own shoes out of two C & D batteries*
- enter your local C-Town grocery
- travel to Da C, our nation's capital
- make your own shoes out of two C & D batteries*
January 14, 2026 at 4:09 PM
*inexplicably gets results on how to:
- enter your local C-Town grocery
- travel to Da C, our nation's capital
- make your own shoes out of two C & D batteries*
- enter your local C-Town grocery
- travel to Da C, our nation's capital
- make your own shoes out of two C & D batteries*
The show about Doc is not even the one that is a remake of Doc Martin!
January 12, 2026 at 2:35 AM
The show about Doc is not even the one that is a remake of Doc Martin!
My jokes are optimized for zero engagement. I’m actually mortified when someone responds
January 10, 2026 at 3:09 PM
My jokes are optimized for zero engagement. I’m actually mortified when someone responds
Our texts show that we are firmly committed to rejecting both “artificial” and “intelligence”. That there is hand-crafted dumb jokes!
January 10, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Our texts show that we are firmly committed to rejecting both “artificial” and “intelligence”. That there is hand-crafted dumb jokes!
Ron how did you clone our dog
December 29, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Ron how did you clone our dog
I’ve had this discussion around Trivial Pursuit. It wasn’t harder when you were younger; you just didn’t have a working knowledge of 1950s politics and cultural ephemera!
December 13, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I’ve had this discussion around Trivial Pursuit. It wasn’t harder when you were younger; you just didn’t have a working knowledge of 1950s politics and cultural ephemera!
Absolutely unironically love it, even if I totally get why others wouldn’t. Part of it is that Bob is having an absolute blast the entire time
December 4, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Absolutely unironically love it, even if I totally get why others wouldn’t. Part of it is that Bob is having an absolute blast the entire time
the soft drugs are for the balding dads and the stay-at-home moms and the balding dad's friends
December 3, 2025 at 5:04 PM
the soft drugs are for the balding dads and the stay-at-home moms and the balding dad's friends
Matt you're not supposed to eat those
December 3, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Matt you're not supposed to eat those
Brooklyn bathrooms can be an involuntary Duolingo experience
November 28, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Brooklyn bathrooms can be an involuntary Duolingo experience
Having grown up with wurstsalat, which was cold cuts tossed with oil vinegar and onions, no, this does not surprise me
November 28, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Having grown up with wurstsalat, which was cold cuts tossed with oil vinegar and onions, no, this does not surprise me
When it tried to be too specific a genre parody, eh, we have a Hot Fuzz. When it made silly joke after silly joke, pure bliss. Pam scatting, Oscar worthy
November 17, 2025 at 4:40 AM
When it tried to be too specific a genre parody, eh, we have a Hot Fuzz. When it made silly joke after silly joke, pure bliss. Pam scatting, Oscar worthy
Why would you need an AI-generated Michael Caine voice when there are scores of middle-aged men podcasting in Brooklyn who do the voice unprompted?
November 12, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Why would you need an AI-generated Michael Caine voice when there are scores of middle-aged men podcasting in Brooklyn who do the voice unprompted?
The part that broke me was one of them warning "80% of veterinarians are now women" and the other responding "is that a problem for the pets?"
November 6, 2025 at 1:55 PM
The part that broke me was one of them warning "80% of veterinarians are now women" and the other responding "is that a problem for the pets?"
In this essay, I contend that Pennywise is not inherently a clown, but instead takes on our greatest internal fears. In this case, a steroid ravaged corporate shill who does, yes, resemble a clown
November 6, 2025 at 1:27 PM
In this essay, I contend that Pennywise is not inherently a clown, but instead takes on our greatest internal fears. In this case, a steroid ravaged corporate shill who does, yes, resemble a clown
An absolute mensch. The nicest most sincere guy you’ll ever meet, and an uncompromising fighter
November 5, 2025 at 4:18 AM
An absolute mensch. The nicest most sincere guy you’ll ever meet, and an uncompromising fighter
“Huh, who’d’ve thunk it?”
November 5, 2025 at 4:15 AM
“Huh, who’d’ve thunk it?”
To be fair, the tattoo repo man is something that Clive Barker definitely considered for a short story
October 27, 2025 at 7:29 PM
To be fair, the tattoo repo man is something that Clive Barker definitely considered for a short story