Keaalu (Abi Scott)
@keaalu.bsky.social
Self-taught author and draw-er, enjoyer of all things sentient+nonbiological, particularly zeroids and TFs. (Also NHS pharmacist, but don't expect anything work-related here.) Sticky: https://keaalu.dreamwidth.org/463975.html
Adobe apparently now thinks I'm so incompetent at humaning, I need its "AI assistant" to help me read a nine page long bus timetable, because nine pages is a "long document".
*massages temples*
*massages temples*
September 6, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Adobe apparently now thinks I'm so incompetent at humaning, I need its "AI assistant" to help me read a nine page long bus timetable, because nine pages is a "long document".
*massages temples*
*massages temples*
Thanks for being a total waste of time as usual, Yodel.
I spotted the van outside my building, and sit there for five minutes, before the driver walked away, threw a parcel onto their passenger seat, and drove away again.
THIS IS NOT MISSING ME.
This is making AN INTENTIONAL CHOICE TO NOT GAF.
I spotted the van outside my building, and sit there for five minutes, before the driver walked away, threw a parcel onto their passenger seat, and drove away again.
THIS IS NOT MISSING ME.
This is making AN INTENTIONAL CHOICE TO NOT GAF.
August 23, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Thanks for being a total waste of time as usual, Yodel.
I spotted the van outside my building, and sit there for five minutes, before the driver walked away, threw a parcel onto their passenger seat, and drove away again.
THIS IS NOT MISSING ME.
This is making AN INTENTIONAL CHOICE TO NOT GAF.
I spotted the van outside my building, and sit there for five minutes, before the driver walked away, threw a parcel onto their passenger seat, and drove away again.
THIS IS NOT MISSING ME.
This is making AN INTENTIONAL CHOICE TO NOT GAF.
Zeroid bondage?
Ahahaha no my good boy is too sweet and pure for that and besides he doesn't have hands. *nervous chuckle* 😬
OK, seriously now: I'm making a pattern! (And ruining my good scissors.)
(It does mean I now need to also relearn how to use my sewing machine...)
Ahahaha no my good boy is too sweet and pure for that and besides he doesn't have hands. *nervous chuckle* 😬
OK, seriously now: I'm making a pattern! (And ruining my good scissors.)
(It does mean I now need to also relearn how to use my sewing machine...)
July 6, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Zeroid bondage?
Ahahaha no my good boy is too sweet and pure for that and besides he doesn't have hands. *nervous chuckle* 😬
OK, seriously now: I'm making a pattern! (And ruining my good scissors.)
(It does mean I now need to also relearn how to use my sewing machine...)
Ahahaha no my good boy is too sweet and pure for that and besides he doesn't have hands. *nervous chuckle* 😬
OK, seriously now: I'm making a pattern! (And ruining my good scissors.)
(It does mean I now need to also relearn how to use my sewing machine...)
Why yes, I did purchase this ball with a very specific purpose in mind.
July 6, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Why yes, I did purchase this ball with a very specific purpose in mind.
Look! The beautiful paddle steamer Waverley, at Lundy Island.
Lifetime achievement achieved! Yes, I have finally made it to Lundy Island! And on such a beautiful ship!
(My next target is to stay there for a few days and actually get to explore a little.)
Lifetime achievement achieved! Yes, I have finally made it to Lundy Island! And on such a beautiful ship!
(My next target is to stay there for a few days and actually get to explore a little.)
July 5, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Look! The beautiful paddle steamer Waverley, at Lundy Island.
Lifetime achievement achieved! Yes, I have finally made it to Lundy Island! And on such a beautiful ship!
(My next target is to stay there for a few days and actually get to explore a little.)
Lifetime achievement achieved! Yes, I have finally made it to Lundy Island! And on such a beautiful ship!
(My next target is to stay there for a few days and actually get to explore a little.)
I always got the impression from the Big Finish audiodramas that Seahawk would have been more exciting than this. 🤔 #terrahawks
July 5, 2025 at 11:31 AM
I always got the impression from the Big Finish audiodramas that Seahawk would have been more exciting than this. 🤔 #terrahawks
Well well, look at that. A whole year of silly Terrahawks fanfluff! Yay me?
May 8, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Well well, look at that. A whole year of silly Terrahawks fanfluff! Yay me?
Happy #GerryAndersonDay?
My two favourite little glitterballs are in a party mood. I have no idea what they're singing except that it'll be excruciatingly 80s.
If you got it (because you stole it), flaunt it, right 55?
(You know by the end of the night, Owun will be the one wearing the wig.)
My two favourite little glitterballs are in a party mood. I have no idea what they're singing except that it'll be excruciatingly 80s.
If you got it (because you stole it), flaunt it, right 55?
(You know by the end of the night, Owun will be the one wearing the wig.)
April 14, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Happy #GerryAndersonDay?
My two favourite little glitterballs are in a party mood. I have no idea what they're singing except that it'll be excruciatingly 80s.
If you got it (because you stole it), flaunt it, right 55?
(You know by the end of the night, Owun will be the one wearing the wig.)
My two favourite little glitterballs are in a party mood. I have no idea what they're singing except that it'll be excruciatingly 80s.
If you got it (because you stole it), flaunt it, right 55?
(You know by the end of the night, Owun will be the one wearing the wig.)
"How old actually ARE you, Zero?"
"Well, now, I doesn't have fingers to count on, but if I was five in 1986, then by my calculations, I is…" His eyes scrolled for a moment or two. "…at least six."
"Well, now, I doesn't have fingers to count on, but if I was five in 1986, then by my calculations, I is…" His eyes scrolled for a moment or two. "…at least six."
March 24, 2025 at 10:04 AM
"How old actually ARE you, Zero?"
"Well, now, I doesn't have fingers to count on, but if I was five in 1986, then by my calculations, I is…" His eyes scrolled for a moment or two. "…at least six."
"Well, now, I doesn't have fingers to count on, but if I was five in 1986, then by my calculations, I is…" His eyes scrolled for a moment or two. "…at least six."
Happy auspicious cake day, sah
March 22, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Happy auspicious cake day, sah
Hey guys, I bought some shipping! I unfortunately needed to pledge for a book to get it.
aka, I guess this is the last time I back any American crowdfunded projects, if it is genuinely impossible to ship the thing for a sensible price. (And I thought Etsy was absurd.)
aka, I guess this is the last time I back any American crowdfunded projects, if it is genuinely impossible to ship the thing for a sensible price. (And I thought Etsy was absurd.)
February 22, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Hey guys, I bought some shipping! I unfortunately needed to pledge for a book to get it.
aka, I guess this is the last time I back any American crowdfunded projects, if it is genuinely impossible to ship the thing for a sensible price. (And I thought Etsy was absurd.)
aka, I guess this is the last time I back any American crowdfunded projects, if it is genuinely impossible to ship the thing for a sensible price. (And I thought Etsy was absurd.)
Ha ha, look who I found in Nor-wich *sings*
Teeny tiny Owun, who is now mine. 🥰
Teeny tiny Owun, who is now mine. 🥰
February 1, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Ha ha, look who I found in Nor-wich *sings*
Teeny tiny Owun, who is now mine. 🥰
Teeny tiny Owun, who is now mine. 🥰
No, Tooter, I think you'll find that deleting all my tweets and not logging in for weeks because WEIRDLY ENOUGH, I don't want to use the Nazi website any more? Is VERY authentic behaviour.
This feels very YOU CAN'T SACK ME, I QUIT! from Twitter
lol at the idea ~THAT~ site has integrity, though.
This feels very YOU CAN'T SACK ME, I QUIT! from Twitter
lol at the idea ~THAT~ site has integrity, though.
January 23, 2025 at 11:42 PM
No, Tooter, I think you'll find that deleting all my tweets and not logging in for weeks because WEIRDLY ENOUGH, I don't want to use the Nazi website any more? Is VERY authentic behaviour.
This feels very YOU CAN'T SACK ME, I QUIT! from Twitter
lol at the idea ~THAT~ site has integrity, though.
This feels very YOU CAN'T SACK ME, I QUIT! from Twitter
lol at the idea ~THAT~ site has integrity, though.
I read a post yesterday discussing unsolicited "critique".
I'm not sure which I'd prefer? That, or this deluge of shills trying to get me to buy their slop-generated "comic collaboration".
Not a single genuine comment.
I might just stop posting on ffn, because this is unbelievably depressing.
I'm not sure which I'd prefer? That, or this deluge of shills trying to get me to buy their slop-generated "comic collaboration".
Not a single genuine comment.
I might just stop posting on ffn, because this is unbelievably depressing.
January 3, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I read a post yesterday discussing unsolicited "critique".
I'm not sure which I'd prefer? That, or this deluge of shills trying to get me to buy their slop-generated "comic collaboration".
Not a single genuine comment.
I might just stop posting on ffn, because this is unbelievably depressing.
I'm not sure which I'd prefer? That, or this deluge of shills trying to get me to buy their slop-generated "comic collaboration".
Not a single genuine comment.
I might just stop posting on ffn, because this is unbelievably depressing.
"Happy CHRISTMAS, Sergeant Major Zero <3"
"...is you drunk, lad?"
"Only on the spirit of the season, sir!"
"...is you drunk, lad?"
"Only on the spirit of the season, sir!"
December 25, 2024 at 10:50 PM
"Happy CHRISTMAS, Sergeant Major Zero <3"
"...is you drunk, lad?"
"Only on the spirit of the season, sir!"
"...is you drunk, lad?"
"Only on the spirit of the season, sir!"
I didn't have A LOT of tweets to start with (<1000), but after manually going through and deleting them AND THEN running a "DeleteTweets" js, the former birdsite STILL thinks I have 17 tweets hidden away somewhere.
Is it just because I'd been there SO LONG, it's got itself a bit confused?
Is it just because I'd been there SO LONG, it's got itself a bit confused?
November 19, 2024 at 11:18 AM
I didn't have A LOT of tweets to start with (<1000), but after manually going through and deleting them AND THEN running a "DeleteTweets" js, the former birdsite STILL thinks I have 17 tweets hidden away somewhere.
Is it just because I'd been there SO LONG, it's got itself a bit confused?
Is it just because I'd been there SO LONG, it's got itself a bit confused?
I'm not saying I want a gold star* for getting my revalidation finished with a couple of days' grace, but it'd be nice to have a little tick and "you have finished your CPD for the year!" AT LEAST until 01/11/2024, instead of going immediately back to "HEY LOOK, YOU HAVE CPD TO DO."
* OK, I do want
* OK, I do want
October 28, 2024 at 12:17 AM
I'm not saying I want a gold star* for getting my revalidation finished with a couple of days' grace, but it'd be nice to have a little tick and "you have finished your CPD for the year!" AT LEAST until 01/11/2024, instead of going immediately back to "HEY LOOK, YOU HAVE CPD TO DO."
* OK, I do want
* OK, I do want