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As the toys go winding down…
As the toys go winding down…
It couldn’t end any other way
December 15, 2025 at 12:23 AM
It couldn’t end any other way
Some nights the only thing you want for dinner is for someone else to figure out what’s for dinner
December 14, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Some nights the only thing you want for dinner is for someone else to figure out what’s for dinner
It never hurts to lose a relief pitcher because your soul is scarred with every single one of their blown saves no matter how good they were in between those blown saves
December 11, 2025 at 6:31 PM
It never hurts to lose a relief pitcher because your soul is scarred with every single one of their blown saves no matter how good they were in between those blown saves
Nothing like the smell of a freshly paved road in the morning. Pew
December 11, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Nothing like the smell of a freshly paved road in the morning. Pew
There’s no one more dangerous on the road than someone on their way home from work. The difference in aggression on the road between 2pm and 3:30pm is night and day. Funny thing is that that’s the only time those people drive so they must assume everyone drives like that all of the time.
December 10, 2025 at 11:45 PM
There’s no one more dangerous on the road than someone on their way home from work. The difference in aggression on the road between 2pm and 3:30pm is night and day. Funny thing is that that’s the only time those people drive so they must assume everyone drives like that all of the time.
San Diego Mexican restaurants ranked by the thickness of the napkins they give you with your food
December 10, 2025 at 9:42 PM
San Diego Mexican restaurants ranked by the thickness of the napkins they give you with your food
NIN’s Closer playing on the radio as I open my two fish taco combo. Trent gets me
December 10, 2025 at 9:21 PM
NIN’s Closer playing on the radio as I open my two fish taco combo. Trent gets me
Pete Alonso going to the O’s is some The Wire season 2 bullshit
December 10, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Pete Alonso going to the O’s is some The Wire season 2 bullshit
Grocery stores are ceding no ground and giving no quarter. The days of the discount are over. Save 15¢ on a gallon of milk because you buy it all of the time? Go fuck yourself, in fact, it’s gone up 25¢. Complain again and see what happens, asshole
December 10, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Grocery stores are ceding no ground and giving no quarter. The days of the discount are over. Save 15¢ on a gallon of milk because you buy it all of the time? Go fuck yourself, in fact, it’s gone up 25¢. Complain again and see what happens, asshole
MLB HoF voting should be age gated. If you weren’t in your 20s or 30s during a player’s prime years then I don’t trust your opinions of that player. Either you were too young to appreciate the player in context or you were too old and your opinions are clouded by age related cynicism.
December 9, 2025 at 10:41 PM
MLB HoF voting should be age gated. If you weren’t in your 20s or 30s during a player’s prime years then I don’t trust your opinions of that player. Either you were too young to appreciate the player in context or you were too old and your opinions are clouded by age related cynicism.
It is quite hot on the back patio woodshop. Whew
December 9, 2025 at 7:41 PM
It is quite hot on the back patio woodshop. Whew
I guess coaching your kid’s high school teams in retirement isn’t what it’s cracked up to be
December 9, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I guess coaching your kid’s high school teams in retirement isn’t what it’s cracked up to be
I would like someone to create a bluesky bot that, if you mention it in a post and include a link to any podcast, will reply with the number of times the word “again” is used in that podcast
December 9, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I would like someone to create a bluesky bot that, if you mention it in a post and include a link to any podcast, will reply with the number of times the word “again” is used in that podcast
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Ward or Trek), LOTR, Marvel, Disney or Pixar.
If you grew up watching tv in the 80s and 90s there’s probably 50 shitty movies that you’ve seen 25 times or more and you love every single one them way more than they deserve
If you grew up watching tv in the 80s and 90s there’s probably 50 shitty movies that you’ve seen 25 times or more and you love every single one them way more than they deserve
December 8, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Ward or Trek), LOTR, Marvel, Disney or Pixar.
If you grew up watching tv in the 80s and 90s there’s probably 50 shitty movies that you’ve seen 25 times or more and you love every single one them way more than they deserve
If you grew up watching tv in the 80s and 90s there’s probably 50 shitty movies that you’ve seen 25 times or more and you love every single one them way more than they deserve
The writers wouldn’t elect Jeff Kent to the HoF because his mustache was mean to them so daddy had to do it
December 8, 2025 at 12:55 AM
The writers wouldn’t elect Jeff Kent to the HoF because his mustache was mean to them so daddy had to do it
Whenever I hear or read the name Lando Norris the jingle “Land O Lakes, spread with sweet cream” plays in my head. TV commercials from the 80s and 90s have brainwashed me
December 7, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Whenever I hear or read the name Lando Norris the jingle “Land O Lakes, spread with sweet cream” plays in my head. TV commercials from the 80s and 90s have brainwashed me
Does everyone have that one burner on the range top that sees, like, 95% of the cooking?
December 7, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Does everyone have that one burner on the range top that sees, like, 95% of the cooking?
Every time I pluck a wiry gray hair from my eyebrows five more pop up in solidarity
December 4, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Every time I pluck a wiry gray hair from my eyebrows five more pop up in solidarity
These cat toys come real cheap
December 4, 2025 at 5:59 PM
These cat toys come real cheap
My sister bought my mom a bird feeder that identifies birds and it has ID’d the same bird as a Carolina wren, a northern cardinal and, my personal favorite, a bushtit. The birds that frequent the most in north Clairemont are the house finch, scaly-breasted munia, dark-eyed junco and mourning doves
December 3, 2025 at 7:08 PM
My sister bought my mom a bird feeder that identifies birds and it has ID’d the same bird as a Carolina wren, a northern cardinal and, my personal favorite, a bushtit. The birds that frequent the most in north Clairemont are the house finch, scaly-breasted munia, dark-eyed junco and mourning doves
Please let this lighter get me through one more session
November 29, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Please let this lighter get me through one more session
Show me my bullshit @profanity.accountant
November 29, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Show me my bullshit @profanity.accountant
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