bread acquisitionist
@keatbag.bsky.social
formerly twitter certified locksmith, minecraftian anarcho-communist (he,him)
the angry birds drink piss in the angry birds movie
December 1, 2024 at 7:07 AM
the angry birds drink piss in the angry birds movie
These Apple Watches really do be tracking everything, huh
December 1, 2024 at 7:05 AM
These Apple Watches really do be tracking everything, huh
Tomorrow I think I’m gonna either do some chilling or some relaxing
December 1, 2024 at 7:01 AM
Tomorrow I think I’m gonna either do some chilling or some relaxing
Mario kart with an exclusively Steely Dan instrumental soundtrack
December 1, 2024 at 6:59 AM
Mario kart with an exclusively Steely Dan instrumental soundtrack
The PB in “PB & J” is short for peanut butter
December 1, 2024 at 6:55 AM
The PB in “PB & J” is short for peanut butter
Guys I just heard and I’m absolutely devastated.... I cannot fucking believe 7 would do that
December 1, 2024 at 6:54 AM
Guys I just heard and I’m absolutely devastated.... I cannot fucking believe 7 would do that
Try to jump up AND down. Do it fucking try it I dare you!!
YOU CAN’T JUMP DOWN
YOU CAN’T JUMP DOWN
December 1, 2024 at 6:47 AM
Try to jump up AND down. Do it fucking try it I dare you!!
YOU CAN’T JUMP DOWN
YOU CAN’T JUMP DOWN
help step-bro I’m stuck!
December 1, 2024 at 6:45 AM
help step-bro I’m stuck!
When you think about it, there are so many different types of rats
December 1, 2024 at 6:43 AM
When you think about it, there are so many different types of rats
y’all be posting on here on purpose 😂😂😂 embarrassing
December 1, 2024 at 6:42 AM
y’all be posting on here on purpose 😂😂😂 embarrassing
Nothing goes better with ice than water
December 1, 2024 at 6:38 AM
Nothing goes better with ice than water
I’m kind of a celebrity around my house
December 1, 2024 at 6:37 AM
I’m kind of a celebrity around my house
You’re telling me I can have dinner with ANYONE? Alive OR dead? I pick my girlfriend
November 15, 2024 at 8:15 PM
You’re telling me I can have dinner with ANYONE? Alive OR dead? I pick my girlfriend
gonna be firing off some old tweets for some fun backlogging
November 15, 2024 at 8:15 PM
gonna be firing off some old tweets for some fun backlogging