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Kebbasåslife
@kebbasaslife.bsky.social
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Natural Born Shitposter

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screenshot from a Reddit comment section: «so, today my kid tried asking for popcorn. but I didn't understand because all they could say was "cop porn" 💀 took me a second to understand. and then I couldn't stop laughing.»
December 13, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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X-mas on Reddit summed up in one comment
A Reddit comment: «Last Christmas, I gave you my heart But the very next day, you said you need space This year, to save me from tears I'll check out and fuck your sister»
December 10, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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this diva
Tweet from actor Tobias Menzies: “Sometimes christmas makes me want to snort my own body weight in coke and fuck prostitutes #justsaying”
December 9, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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dude got a participation trophy so he would forget about behaving like a toddler in the midst of a meltdown for three minutes
Last place celebration meme with the orange buffoon standing at the lowest tier with his blood money "peace" prize.
December 7, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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(☞ಠ_ಠ)☞
scene from ‘Whose Line is it Anyway?’: Q: Things to say that will always start a fight A: Everybody deserves food and shelter before anybody deserves rental properties or yachts.
December 7, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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Hello, operator? I’ve just witnessed a murder.
screenshot from Tumblr from user fawnangel09: “can’t believe men pay for nudes when they could look in the mirror and see a pussy for free”.
December 7, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Listen, from now on I’m going to only repost if your memes contain ALT text. If they don’t, I’m gonna steal them and post them with ALT text!
Bernie I Am Once Again Asking meme with Bernie asking you to put ALT text on your images!
December 7, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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[ethereal whooshing intensifies]
The Drake Yes/No meme with David Lynch preferring to replace dead actors with tea kettles and floating heads than recast them.
December 7, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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reblog if you feep stupid
screenshot from Tumblr, from user Nongunktional: "best typo ive ever made i think 'I feep stupid' reblog if you feep stupid"
December 3, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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Time's up
screenshot from Tumblr from user caspercryptid. Text reads: "This is your sign to change your Harry Potter URL. This is your sign to edit your house out of your bio. Trans people are going to see you in their notifs and worry you're a terf or block you. Edit your blog description. Come up with another handle. Thank you."
November 26, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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fokkings turkey explosion season 🙄
November 23, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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(☞ಠ_ಠ)☞
screenshot from Reddit: «remember when Charlie Kirk got got and they claimed to care about political violence? and people got fired for simply quoting Charlie Kirk in his own words? meanwhile Trmp can threaten to hang people and everybody moves on. i'm so sick of the double standard».
November 21, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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🫦
screenshot from the movie 'Honey Don't!'. Two girls lay in bed, having a conversation: - Sorry, I might have left some lipstick down there. - It's okay. It's the only place I wear it.
November 20, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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The orange weirdo blew a horse.
You heard it here first.
screenshot from Reddit about Bubba being a horse, not Clinton.
November 18, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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accurate
Text reads: “Me: Who am I to judge? Also me:” Under is a collage of Dorothy Zbornak looking judgmental af.
November 16, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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It all makes sense now
The orange buffoon does his signature dance moves. Text reads: “Air-dicking to the YMCA suddenly makes a lot more sense with this week‘s context.”
November 16, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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👀
A girl (France) flexing for a selfie; a guy in the background (Germany) checking out her ass (Alsace Lorraine).
November 9, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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Gandalf the shitposter
Gandalf explains why he shitposts to Galadriel.
November 9, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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wait, what
screenshot of a tweet where OP is a TMZ tweet about "gorillas performing oral s•x at Bronx Zoo". The retweet reads "I hope they perform Feel Good Inc next".
November 7, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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Fash is just a bad idea.
A majestic tiger as the Roman Empire; a pathetic taxidermy tiger as the Holy Roman Empire; a tanned, chocolate-striped Swiss roll as "whatever Mussolini tried to do".
November 7, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Well, this took an unexpected turn.
The council of Elrond scene from The Lord of the Rings, where Legolas introduces Walker, Texas Ranger, "and he owes you a roundhouse kick to the face".
November 7, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
A golden cock wearing a sock on its head. Text above reads: "You've seen elf on the shelf. Now get ready for"
November 7, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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🌶️🌶️🌶️
Text reads: "When you start installing mods on your PC games", and an image of a drunk Apu from The Simpsons, speaking into a megaphone, saying "Everybody... everybody get naked".
November 5, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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He'll do it again.
screenshot of a tweet of a tiny chihuahua who tried to fight a Great Dane at the dog park.
November 5, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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accurate
Homer reaccs after watching a horror movie vs. playing a horror game
October 31, 2025 at 7:19 PM