Being single on Valentine's Day was always fun. Being married to a @dieworkwear.bsky.social follower on Valentine's Day is stressful. Imagine putting on some cute and lacy lingerie and he's just like "low arm hole".

OK, horror kids. We're all super excited for Nosferatu, but let's remember our decorum! We didn't pay good money to hear YOU snarl. I for one want to hear Count Orlok gnash his teeth, not the audience! Let's all behave til AMC starts the hiss-along showtimes.

#nosferatu2024 #countorlok #theaterkids

I think the beautiful thing about NYC is that the visceral disgust that one can experience is often tempered with unexpected joy. For instance, freaking out because something (pigeon? cigarette ash? someone's dandruff?) fell on your scarf, only to realize it was unpredicted snow flakes in midtown.

Stop smoking in parks! Even if you don't watch the weather, it doesn't take a genius to realize that little fire plus dry leaves equals big fire. #inwoodhill #forttryon #nyc #nycparks #brushfires