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Keith Edwards
@kedwards.bsky.social
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Librarian, academic, author of horror/adventure/gothic short novels and stories, Taekwondoin, beer enthusiast, father of 2, He/Him.
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Keith Edwards @kedwards.bsky.social · Jul 5
Hello, I have a book out and it has a spiffy new cover! It's a weird western featuring talking animals, a transfem tracker, sibling rivalry, zombies, and no-good, dirty Confederates getting their comeuppance. Check it out, if you are so inclined.

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The Righteous And The rest: a Tall Tale of the Weird West
The Righteous And The rest: a Tall Tale of the Weird West [Edwards, Keith] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. The Righteous And The rest: a Tall Tale of the Weird West
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👻 The Phantasmic Paul Jessup 👻 @pauljessup.com · 54m
Looks like the print version Glass House is on sale right now for around 11 bucks on the evil site! Might as well snag that and Cancer Eats the Heart for a double billing of terror!

#horror #novel #sale

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Glass House
Glass House [Jessup, Paul] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. Glass House
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Keith Edwards @kedwards.bsky.social · 57m
The thing about the Nazis is they were sadistic as hell, but went to great lengths to portray themselves in their propaganda as wholesome defenders of virtue. MAGA revel in their sadism. They want us to fear them show off their atrocities. This isn’t going to end well for any ICE thugs or admin.
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Keith Edwards @kedwards.bsky.social · 1h
Oh Wayne Brady, no. How far you’ve fallen.
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Keith Edwards @kedwards.bsky.social · 1h
The tactics that really work are having obviously non-threatening characters up front: mascots, middle aged wine moms and polo shirt wearing dads, hippies, clergy, etc. + having multiple small protests all over. Cops are prepared for 1 big demonstration, not 10 small ones in different places.
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Keith Edwards @kedwards.bsky.social · 10h
“Somehow, the way paper folds and the way particles collide produce the same geometric shape.”
a man wearing glasses and a turtleneck is holding something in his hand .
Alt: a man wearing glasses and a turtleneck is holding something in his hand .
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Keith Edwards @kedwards.bsky.social · 10h
Reference Desk, Technical Services, Circulation Desk
3 very different men sit at a conference table.
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Keith Edwards @kedwards.bsky.social · 12h
Groucho Marx’s next door neighbor was Alice Cooper. Groucho suffered terrible insomnia so Alice would go over with a six pack of beer and listen to him tell stories and they’d drink til Groucho fell asleep.
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Keith Edwards @kedwards.bsky.social · 14h
This is right in line with last week’s all call meeting where they told the generals they all suck and then told them to get ready to fight civil war 2 for the love of being manly and having heart eyes for Trump.
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Keith Edwards @kedwards.bsky.social · 14h
Boost your ratings with this one weird trick! And we mean one. Because you can’t do it a second time.
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Keith Edwards @kedwards.bsky.social · 14h
This is unacceptable. Get me god on the phone I just want o talk.
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Keith Edwards @kedwards.bsky.social · 14h
Dear God, fuck your plan, if you take Dolly, but leave that crapulent cheese doodle in the White House, were storming the gates of haven!
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Keith Edwards @kedwards.bsky.social · 15h
A samurai could send a fax to a cowboy. It’s not only plausible that one could; it’s likely that one did.
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Keith Edwards @kedwards.bsky.social · 16h
Oatmeal cream pies. They’re basically just vegetable shortening, sugar and sadness but for some reason, they hit the spot at times.
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Keith Edwards @kedwards.bsky.social · 19h
I can’t believe I just lost to Shulk. #SmashBros
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Keith Edwards @kedwards.bsky.social · 21h
At my old job, I had to constantly tell both faculty and students that no, they couldn’t just copy the entire book. It wa Tristan to no end because I knew and they knew too that it was wrong.
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Keith Edwards @kedwards.bsky.social · 23h
I was in 9th grade.
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Keith Edwards @kedwards.bsky.social · 23h
*checks bank account* huh. Maybe they accept kidneys?
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Keith Edwards @kedwards.bsky.social · 1d
Lying cat from Saga, calling you a big fat lier.
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Keith Edwards @kedwards.bsky.social · 1d
Says the man who wets himself every time someone whispers the name Epstein.
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Keith Edwards @kedwards.bsky.social · 1d
I asked the pharmacist for the inhaler that didn’t burn jet fuel but my insurance doesn’t cover generics.
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Keith Edwards @kedwards.bsky.social · 1d
I’d like to comfort Nicole Kidman after her recent divorce, which is about as likely to happen.
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Keith Edwards @kedwards.bsky.social · 1d
The Olympics are going to be a shit show. Every country will boycott is but Trump will insist thy go on so it’ll just be Americans competing to see which. Race wins the most medals for his own amusement.
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Keith Edwards @kedwards.bsky.social · 2d
Wulfsey V
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Keith Edwards @kedwards.bsky.social · 2d
And history will remember our senators for doing… what exactly?
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Keith Edwards @kedwards.bsky.social · 2d
I saw one on the parking lot of a store the other day and I was just gross looking. Every fingerprint, speck of dirt, and caked on bit of mud stood out and the south Texas sun had already started to wear on the rubber seals. These things look 20 years old fresh off the assembly line.