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Output: a close up of a person holding a cake, loosely cropped, made in 2019, by Jane Freilicher, with glasses on, sfw huge breasts, silver curly hair, birthday, age 3 5, among us impostor, banner, death and dying, smiling like a jerk, moloch, permaculture, hero
September 24, 2024 at 11:55 PM
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Chris Espinosa @Cdespinosa@mastodon.social • 5m ago Somebody check on whether Joe Biden was in Pennsylvania, as it would have been perfectly legal for him to have done this
July 14, 2024 at 1:57 AM
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I’ve been living in the Midwest for a long time but apparently my language was hasn’t shifted at all from growing up in Miami
Heat map of the US showing I sound like someone from Miami
June 29, 2024 at 4:36 PM
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Question: will I have Verona’s cold by tomorrow
Looking at the answer window on a magic 8 ball, which shows “Yes”. I’m holding the magic 8 ball in my hand with the blurry kitchen floor and a blurry black cat in the background
June 20, 2024 at 2:14 AM
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The power pole behind my house 😩 I expect it will be a few more days
The image is filled with trees and branches, with ferns across the bottom. A broken wood electrical pole juts up through the trees, with the broken off top part hanging at an angle, suspended by its power lines, completely disconnected from the rest of the pole
May 23, 2024 at 1:39 PM
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Time for everyone to go upstairs apparently
Front-on view of the top of a staircase. A squirrel toy is laying on the stairs a few steps from the top, where Sunny dropped it. The OG llama toy is all the way at the top. Sunny walks towards us on the top landing, with a friendly curly tail and her mouth slightly open mid-meow, presumably bragging about her growing posse
May 15, 2024 at 2:55 PM
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I’m working at the table so she brought the llama here
Slightly blurry picture of the floor next to my chair. A brown tabby is looking up at me calmly, and her llama toy is laying nearby where she just dropped it
May 9, 2024 at 6:10 PM
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She brought the llama to my office, so we’re all together now and she can relax
Brown tabby laying on a floor cushion washing her paw. Her beloved llama stuffy is in the foreground, where she dropped it before settling down
May 7, 2024 at 4:51 PM
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He literally says that in the article!! Happily, cheerfully talking about his older kids taking care of the younger ones. He even claims that this makes for a happier childhood, as if parenting their younger siblings makes every child happy
Clip from the article that says: the other is that the “you” who makes Sunday morning breakfast, assembles ikea furniture and walks the first-grader to school is our older kids. The best way to make parenting and childhood less stressful is to have more kids, not fewer of them.
April 30, 2024 at 11:27 PM
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My parents’ new kitten, Boomer
A small grey tabby’s head peeking up over a granite counter in a kitchen
December 24, 2023 at 4:12 AM
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Enjoying the spirit halloween sale
My 4 year old wearing a clown mask that’s half as tall as her body, inside the spirit halloween
November 1, 2023 at 8:09 PM
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Pipes doesn’t like the hat
A brown and white bulldog mix is wearing a small cowboy hat and dog blanket and she looks irate about it
October 31, 2023 at 8:26 PM