Andrew Keenan-Bolger
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Living proof that theater kids grow up, kind of.
Aquarius: Organizes a protest against congestion pricing on Zoom.
Pisces: Writes a heartfelt Instagram caption about how congestion pricing is “healing the city’s energy,” but accidentally tags Staten Island.
Pisces: Writes a heartfelt Instagram caption about how congestion pricing is “healing the city’s energy,” but accidentally tags Staten Island.
January 5, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Aquarius: Organizes a protest against congestion pricing on Zoom.
Pisces: Writes a heartfelt Instagram caption about how congestion pricing is “healing the city’s energy,” but accidentally tags Staten Island.
Pisces: Writes a heartfelt Instagram caption about how congestion pricing is “healing the city’s energy,” but accidentally tags Staten Island.
Scorpio: Happily takes the subway. Smugly reminds everyone they’re saving money and the environment.
Sagittarius: “I’ll just buy a bike.” Immediately hits a pedestrian.
Capricorn: Writes the fee off as a business expense.
Sagittarius: “I’ll just buy a bike.” Immediately hits a pedestrian.
Capricorn: Writes the fee off as a business expense.
January 5, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Scorpio: Happily takes the subway. Smugly reminds everyone they’re saving money and the environment.
Sagittarius: “I’ll just buy a bike.” Immediately hits a pedestrian.
Capricorn: Writes the fee off as a business expense.
Sagittarius: “I’ll just buy a bike.” Immediately hits a pedestrian.
Capricorn: Writes the fee off as a business expense.
Virgo: Creates an Excel sheet showing congestion pricing will raise $1 billion a year for the subway, sends it to the group chat, and labels it “required reading.”
Libra: Venmos their friends $7.50 because “we should all split this fee.”
Libra: Venmos their friends $7.50 because “we should all split this fee.”
January 5, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Virgo: Creates an Excel sheet showing congestion pricing will raise $1 billion a year for the subway, sends it to the group chat, and labels it “required reading.”
Libra: Venmos their friends $7.50 because “we should all split this fee.”
Libra: Venmos their friends $7.50 because “we should all split this fee.”
Cancer: Begrudgingly pays the fee and somehow blames their ex.
Leo: Champions congestion pricing as the future of urban planning. Starts a men’s health podcast.
Leo: Champions congestion pricing as the future of urban planning. Starts a men’s health podcast.
January 5, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Cancer: Begrudgingly pays the fee and somehow blames their ex.
Leo: Champions congestion pricing as the future of urban planning. Starts a men’s health podcast.
Leo: Champions congestion pricing as the future of urban planning. Starts a men’s health podcast.
Aries: Refuses to pay and drives anyway. Fights the ticket in court and *wins.*
Taurus: Parks in Brooklyn to avoid the fee. Gets immediately towed.
Gemini: Keeps reposting pro-congestion pricing memes but still hasn’t settled their SplitWise from their Fire Island share.
Taurus: Parks in Brooklyn to avoid the fee. Gets immediately towed.
Gemini: Keeps reposting pro-congestion pricing memes but still hasn’t settled their SplitWise from their Fire Island share.
January 5, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Aries: Refuses to pay and drives anyway. Fights the ticket in court and *wins.*
Taurus: Parks in Brooklyn to avoid the fee. Gets immediately towed.
Gemini: Keeps reposting pro-congestion pricing memes but still hasn’t settled their SplitWise from their Fire Island share.
Taurus: Parks in Brooklyn to avoid the fee. Gets immediately towed.
Gemini: Keeps reposting pro-congestion pricing memes but still hasn’t settled their SplitWise from their Fire Island share.
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2003 was truly the golden age of musicals.
Wicked, Caroline or Change, Marci X…
Remind me, who had the last line in Marci X? Kudro? Krakowski? Cox? Christine? (Sherie Rene Scott who doesn’t have a K name and ruins the joke but is too fabulous not to mention?) Or was it…
Wicked, Caroline or Change, Marci X…
Remind me, who had the last line in Marci X? Kudro? Krakowski? Cox? Christine? (Sherie Rene Scott who doesn’t have a K name and ruins the joke but is too fabulous not to mention?) Or was it…
November 26, 2024 at 4:33 PM
2003 was truly the golden age of musicals.
Wicked, Caroline or Change, Marci X…
Remind me, who had the last line in Marci X? Kudro? Krakowski? Cox? Christine? (Sherie Rene Scott who doesn’t have a K name and ruins the joke but is too fabulous not to mention?) Or was it…
Wicked, Caroline or Change, Marci X…
Remind me, who had the last line in Marci X? Kudro? Krakowski? Cox? Christine? (Sherie Rene Scott who doesn’t have a K name and ruins the joke but is too fabulous not to mention?) Or was it…
UPDATE: it’s all melted
November 22, 2024 at 5:48 PM
UPDATE: it’s all melted
Ohhhhh bubbah 🥹
November 20, 2024 at 1:32 AM
Ohhhhh bubbah 🥹