Ragnar Lothbrok (Parody)
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Ragnar Lothbrok (Parody)
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Lagertha and kissed her while on the throne*
January 20, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Outside, as Ragnar give all his raiders equal share of the items,
You all have done a great service, and risked your lives so that deserves an reward, *Ragnar replied*
That injustice of only taking one item is now gone, we all great equal share or no one gets anything *He replied as he smiled at~
January 20, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Ragnar sprang to his feet and brought the sword down upon his head, decapitating him, as everyone started to cheer for the new Earl, and followed him into the main hall, as he took the hand of his wife, leading her toward the two chairs and they both sat down while hearing the Earl’s wife wailing~
January 20, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Ground and as the Earl raised his sword the strike the final blow, the crowed gasped, Ragnar gripped his sword and stabbed the Earl through the stomach*
January 20, 2026 at 8:45 PM
With tension as he heard the crowd cheering the Earl, the Earl was a good swordsman, but Ragnar was better, he had a wife who was a shied maiden, who had taught the best of the best, he had been known for his skills in fighting and swordplay, as the Earl swung his sword down, Ragnar fell onto the~
January 20, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Walked toward Ragnar* you are a fool to think you can challenge me Ragnar, I accept your challenge, I just hope your wife can accept your death *He walked out as Ragnar followed, taking out his sword, he got into his fighting stance, their swords clashed like thunder, as the air was thick was ~
January 20, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Siggraph you agree what he is doing is right, only giving all his raiders one item each, the gold, food and other things that we risked over lives for? *He asked as he walked toward the middle of the hall*
The Earl stood up and asked that his wife take his two children into the back, as he~
January 20, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Always beside him, as he smirked and nodded as she thought that her husband would win*
January 20, 2026 at 8:18 PM
And not any of his raiders*

Sit down now *The Earl demanded but Ragnar didn’t as everyone else thought it wasn’t fair either as they all shouted loudly,

“I challenge you to single combat to take your place”
Ragnar shouted above the shouting, all went silent as the Earl looked at his wife who was~
January 20, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Ragnar smiled as he kissed her again and kissed her and walked into the main hall as he found a sit and listened to the Earl deal out their gold, food and drinks as Ragnar sighed as he stood up and protested when the Earl had made the decision of all the gold will be given to the Earl’s children~
January 20, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Ragnar replied* all must go before the Earl before we can take any, speaking of, you just came from the main hall, is he in there? *He asked Lagertha*
January 20, 2026 at 7:16 PM
It was a success, we went west and found the shores of a place called England, which had riches like, gold, silver, and strange food, *He told his wife as he pulled some grapes from his bag and a flask, and handed them both to her*

It is called grapes, and in that flask in something called Wine,~
January 20, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Athelstan nodded as he gave a deep bow to Lagertha and walked over toward the tree where he had been chopping wood*
Tell me what has been happening in my absence?
January 20, 2026 at 6:10 AM
The priest looked down immediately knowing that he was still the families slave, he respected Lagertha and also feared her, she was the Queen of this village, he dared not look her in the eye, or disrespect her in any way, he had been struck for less * I will speak to you later *He told the Priest~
January 20, 2026 at 6:07 AM
As he took a deep breath and smiled as he walked over to his wife while putting his hand to his lips as his children nodded, Ragnar embraced Lagertha from behind*

Hello, my love, *he whispered in her ear softly*
January 20, 2026 at 5:40 AM
Brother, how are you today? *He asked as Athelstan smiled as he walked over, I’m well thank you Ragnar, *He replied as he walked over to his house, he couldn’t wait until his wife saw him, as he has been away from home raiding and now Ragnar was home he saw his two children sitting at the table ~
January 20, 2026 at 5:37 AM
// sure,
November 3, 2025 at 7:28 PM