Brandon (A+++++) Greene
@keepitgreene.bsky.social
Biophysical chemist, redox biology, professor at UCSB, dad, husband, and part-time adventurer
It’s disturbing to think of what that decision tree looked like. It has changed. As a leader, if an officer is involved in a significant altercation, it seems more that prudent to give them the time and space to normalize. Unless your intention is not normal…
January 26, 2026 at 4:57 AM
It’s disturbing to think of what that decision tree looked like. It has changed. As a leader, if an officer is involved in a significant altercation, it seems more that prudent to give them the time and space to normalize. Unless your intention is not normal…
Absurd is right.
January 23, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Absurd is right.
His interest in the food I make is inversely proportional to how much time it takes to make
January 17, 2026 at 5:35 PM
His interest in the food I make is inversely proportional to how much time it takes to make
Great way to start my day! But seriously, thanks for sharing
January 16, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Great way to start my day! But seriously, thanks for sharing
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January 15, 2026 at 3:15 PM
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Spicy eels.
January 6, 2026 at 5:02 AM
Spicy eels.
“This operation ensured that US oil companies will control more of Venezuelan oil, will stop Dominion voting machines, and will 100% ensure less migration. Enjoy!”
January 6, 2026 at 4:26 AM
“This operation ensured that US oil companies will control more of Venezuelan oil, will stop Dominion voting machines, and will 100% ensure less migration. Enjoy!”
Literally spit out my coffee.
January 4, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Literally spit out my coffee.
Laser focused on affordability in 2026.
January 3, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Laser focused on affordability in 2026.
Headlines in 2025
December 25, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Headlines in 2025