All these dudes thinking the leopard will never eat my face I am different

Man .. Toni Storm is really fucking good.

“Oh that’s crazy I hope he’s okay.. well at least this won’t happen again you would for sure learn a lesson from it”

Jericho dies of consumption in Colorado Springs in 2026

I am trying Master but there seems to be a lot of couch stuffing in it!

Hey mind your business Ang!

When he ran here I don’t know a lot about him so I asked a friend and the response was “no don’t vote for him he was the mayor of Boulder”

“I don’t know what that means”

Now I know what that means

Look we can fix traffic if you give me one more lane bro I swear I got this

Yeah maybe the website that I used to see pictures of my friends birthday and what my great aunt is up to shouldn’t be what our countries economy is balanced on

You see this little remote it has four buttons and when you uh push them they say some vulgar phrases. Like fuck you .. or go to hell you see! So yes you can press them and act like you don’t know who said it.. it’s quite fun.

The use of Epic in the year of our lord 2025…

We got one of those for our little office break room and I don’t think a single soul has ever used the coffee pot

More teams should go with a coat of arms as their logo

Watching with a friend “you guys are good!”

“Maybe I dunno possibly .. I don’t know”

He raped a homeless girl for money so she could afford healthcare. There ya go that’s for free you cretins.

Men in the back: okay one of us may have to die now.. Darby how you feeling?