Granton Alvernon
@keeptucsonshitty.com
Just a guy living in #Tucson who loves absurdities.
If a home has Tesla solar, does that make it a #SwastiCasa?
March 20, 2025 at 4:14 AM
If a home has Tesla solar, does that make it a #SwastiCasa?
WOW - The combined healthcare CEO and Tesla owners conventions are going to be near the Arby’s on 22nd in #Tucson this Saturday. I’m neither and won’t be there, but it sounds super neat!
March 12, 2025 at 4:30 AM
WOW - The combined healthcare CEO and Tesla owners conventions are going to be near the Arby’s on 22nd in #Tucson this Saturday. I’m neither and won’t be there, but it sounds super neat!
If I don’t wake up tomorrow, just know it was the $0.25 raw oysters I ate behind Food City.
February 9, 2025 at 2:46 AM
If I don’t wake up tomorrow, just know it was the $0.25 raw oysters I ate behind Food City.
The outburst I had at the Arby’s on 22nd is not reflective of who I am.
February 6, 2025 at 10:28 PM
The outburst I had at the Arby’s on 22nd is not reflective of who I am.
Please bring me tacos.
February 1, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Please bring me tacos.
I find my involuntary resentment towards my employer to be quite distracting.
January 2, 2025 at 6:51 AM
I find my involuntary resentment towards my employer to be quite distracting.
Jamie Taco keeps stealing my lines!
December 31, 2024 at 4:43 AM
Jamie Taco keeps stealing my lines!
Fuck you, Monday.
December 30, 2024 at 10:50 PM
Fuck you, Monday.
World Series Baseball ‘98 was the best of the franchise. On Sega Saturn, too!
December 30, 2024 at 7:40 PM
World Series Baseball ‘98 was the best of the franchise. On Sega Saturn, too!
AARP should include a Coke Freestyle operation and etiquette guide every quarter.
December 30, 2024 at 7:11 PM
AARP should include a Coke Freestyle operation and etiquette guide every quarter.
Fuck it’s Monday again.
December 30, 2024 at 7:01 AM
Fuck it’s Monday again.
Can a quantum computer finally explain to those clueless 90s fathers just why kids like Apple Jacks despite clearly not tasting like apples?!
December 24, 2024 at 6:48 AM
Can a quantum computer finally explain to those clueless 90s fathers just why kids like Apple Jacks despite clearly not tasting like apples?!
I just hope the economy has a really good Christmas. /s
December 23, 2024 at 5:50 PM
I just hope the economy has a really good Christmas. /s
What if we kissed behind the abandoned Dippin' Dots cart at the Reid Park Zoo?
December 23, 2024 at 12:14 AM
What if we kissed behind the abandoned Dippin' Dots cart at the Reid Park Zoo?
Refuse to take your job more serious than your employer.
December 13, 2024 at 3:37 AM
Refuse to take your job more serious than your employer.
Computer, load up CELERY MAN, please.
December 10, 2024 at 6:00 PM
Computer, load up CELERY MAN, please.
I wonder which casino is going to get that $50k.
December 9, 2024 at 9:15 PM
I wonder which casino is going to get that $50k.
NarcDonald’s boooo
December 9, 2024 at 6:13 PM
NarcDonald’s boooo