Keith Burgoyne
@keithburgoyne.bsky.social
Dad, app developer, writer, occasional emcee, vegetarian. Book lover, long walker. Love the CBC. Previously PEI Writers' Guild. Sometimes I talk about books on the radio.
Currently dressed like the Nazi who gets his face melted off in Raiders of the Lost Ark, whoops.
November 14, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Currently dressed like the Nazi who gets his face melted off in Raiders of the Lost Ark, whoops.
It's damn near the middle of November and my tomato plants are still producing.
November 10, 2025 at 1:58 AM
It's damn near the middle of November and my tomato plants are still producing.
Hey, remember that Trinidad Scorpion hot pepper plant I have? The one that produces peppers do hot I can't possibly eat them?
Well, I kinda brought it in to see if I can overwinter it.
I don't know what I'm doing.
Well, I kinda brought it in to see if I can overwinter it.
I don't know what I'm doing.
November 10, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Hey, remember that Trinidad Scorpion hot pepper plant I have? The one that produces peppers do hot I can't possibly eat them?
Well, I kinda brought it in to see if I can overwinter it.
I don't know what I'm doing.
Well, I kinda brought it in to see if I can overwinter it.
I don't know what I'm doing.
Came home to discover this lovely note in my mailbox. I don't recognize the name (I blurred it out to protect everyone's privacy.) Needless to say, this has made my day.
In case this came from you, thank you so much. ❤️
#Halloween
In case this came from you, thank you so much. ❤️
#Halloween
November 9, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Came home to discover this lovely note in my mailbox. I don't recognize the name (I blurred it out to protect everyone's privacy.) Needless to say, this has made my day.
In case this came from you, thank you so much. ❤️
#Halloween
In case this came from you, thank you so much. ❤️
#Halloween
I made this about a year ago. I don't know WHY I made this, but I did. I just found it.
November 6, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I made this about a year ago. I don't know WHY I made this, but I did. I just found it.
When you've had a giant aquarium since moving into your house 13 years ago, one so giant you couldn't get a roller behind it ...
November 3, 2025 at 3:57 PM
When you've had a giant aquarium since moving into your house 13 years ago, one so giant you couldn't get a roller behind it ...
Before Halloween, after Halloween.
My eyebrows are STINGING.
My eyebrows are STINGING.
November 2, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Before Halloween, after Halloween.
My eyebrows are STINGING.
My eyebrows are STINGING.
I am obligated to use air quotes when discussing my profession.
November 1, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I am obligated to use air quotes when discussing my profession.
I am Halloween.
October 31, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I am Halloween.
When you have a chalk board on your garage ...
October 31, 2025 at 7:03 PM
When you have a chalk board on your garage ...
When the weather is inclement and risks ruining your Halloween decorations, you bring it in and improvise! (I'm not done yet, so don't be too judgy.)
October 30, 2025 at 11:58 PM
When the weather is inclement and risks ruining your Halloween decorations, you bring it in and improvise! (I'm not done yet, so don't be too judgy.)
What I look like washing my hands at the kitchen sink in my CANADIAN TUXEDO.
October 30, 2025 at 3:33 AM
What I look like washing my hands at the kitchen sink in my CANADIAN TUXEDO.
I'm gonna need to rethink the ol Halloween display this year.
Might try to bring some of it indoors somehow.
Might try to bring some of it indoors somehow.
October 29, 2025 at 11:53 AM
I'm gonna need to rethink the ol Halloween display this year.
Might try to bring some of it indoors somehow.
Might try to bring some of it indoors somehow.
Dang he's cool.
October 28, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Dang he's cool.
That time of year again. #panettone
October 25, 2025 at 10:50 PM
That time of year again. #panettone
Yesterday poet and author Steven Mayoff and I met to test out the library's audio studio equipment ahead of our upcoming chat (which will be shared at a later date.) I thought we looked rather spiffy.
October 23, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Yesterday poet and author Steven Mayoff and I met to test out the library's audio studio equipment ahead of our upcoming chat (which will be shared at a later date.) I thought we looked rather spiffy.
Drop an old person you’re going to turn into in the future.
October 21, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Drop an old person you’re going to turn into in the future.
In an effort to figure out what the eff I'm gonna do with all these tomatoes and Trinidad Scorpion hot peppers I grew, I'm making minestrone soup and I've put in ONE hot pepper. I'm hoping the dilution and eight hours of cooking will just give it a little kick, instead of an atomic explosion.
October 19, 2025 at 5:39 PM
In an effort to figure out what the eff I'm gonna do with all these tomatoes and Trinidad Scorpion hot peppers I grew, I'm making minestrone soup and I've put in ONE hot pepper. I'm hoping the dilution and eight hours of cooking will just give it a little kick, instead of an atomic explosion.
Everything you need to know about me is in this picture.
October 14, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Everything you need to know about me is in this picture.