Math doesn't add up, I'm 21% in and have burned through nearly 7 hours

Jonathan strange and Mr norell?

That's going to be reserved for coddling Caleb when he makes 1 OMG play after 5 ducks

Not that i am reducing his wife to property, but what does that say about him as it relates to Musk?

Poor Tyler Black. Luke Adams was just named the 8th best 1B prospect, so now we're cooking with gas.

The Brewers hoard prospects, so eventually they need to contribute. I know you're not high on Wilken, but him, Fischer, and Pratt all have to be considered.

Tim Anderson, please claim your NRI.

Jeferson Quero done dirty

Looking back, Cain was ranked as the #6-8 free agent in that class (subjective, obviously). ESPN has Bichette ranked #7 this year. I just don't see where he fits, especially if they can get a Turang extension done.

I guess that goes for Trump. How much has he personally benefited from the coffers?

On a side note, do you know any immigration attorneys. I have zero immigration experience but am wondering if I see someone in the shit with ICE if I can have them "hire" me and offer some modicum of protection. Ethically murky bc I can offer exactly zero actual knowledge about their situation

Again, memory getting fuzzy, but I believe one year deals in place of arbitration rulings are considered for comp purposes.

I was such a baby stat geek back then, I was trying desperately to show Carlos Villaneuva's value to the Brewers by saying the manager uses him in games they're winning.

Will Smith's salary in arb the year before was $5.25M. I interned at an agency one off-season and helped prepare arb cases. My understanding (it's been 16 years) is that after the first arb year they look at the raise, not total salary. So $3.3M raise for Smith. Would put Contrearas at $9.4M?

The Constitution tells me that's not the bottom line.

I think your story should say "Jackson Holliday" got votes instead of "Jackson Chourio," who obviously did not win

Once upon a time, I dressed up as R. Kelly's "Sex in the Kitchen" for Halloween.

If you can pin your season on a shitty play, it probably means you were playing in high stakes games. You dont hear the Browns fans complaining about specific moments in their 0-16 season.

Are they zealots, grifters, or both?

Introduce Articles of Impeachment. Every day.

I appropriated it and so now it's not cool anymore