Keith R. Amery
@keithramery.bsky.social
Englishman living in Portugal. Married, with new dog. Discworld fan, Egyptology - author of forthcoming English language guide to ancient Egyptian museum collections of Portugal with other projects in the pipeline. #FreePalestine
Phoenician ruins, Santarem, Portugal. Of particular note is the translation of Moors as morons 😉
January 4, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Phoenician ruins, Santarem, Portugal. Of particular note is the translation of Moors as morons 😉
Happy New Year 2026 from Santarem, Portugal 🇵🇹
January 1, 2026 at 12:34 PM
Happy New Year 2026 from Santarem, Portugal 🇵🇹
Santarem Castle, Portugal
December 27, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Santarem Castle, Portugal
Having recently finished rereading a humorous book about why gods can't exist and religious leaders ahould never be in charge of anything (Small Gods), it seemed most appropriate this Christmas to follow it up with a humorous take on Armageddon
December 26, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Having recently finished rereading a humorous book about why gods can't exist and religious leaders ahould never be in charge of anything (Small Gods), it seemed most appropriate this Christmas to follow it up with a humorous take on Armageddon
Loki. Nine months young yesterday and doing his bit to live up to his namesake, but we love him for it. Half Portuguese water dog and half Australian Kelpie, he has his father's boundless energy. Never regretted not having children, only the years in rented accommodation we couldn't keep dogs.
December 23, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Loki. Nine months young yesterday and doing his bit to live up to his namesake, but we love him for it. Half Portuguese water dog and half Australian Kelpie, he has his father's boundless energy. Never regretted not having children, only the years in rented accommodation we couldn't keep dogs.
"Some days I have trouble finding my car keys, and there is empirical evidence they exist " (Terry Pratchett)
December 17, 2025 at 3:31 PM
"Some days I have trouble finding my car keys, and there is empirical evidence they exist " (Terry Pratchett)
Remembered, before moving, Setubal Camara Municipal had restored the Convento de Jesus as a museum of local history, so finding myself back in Setubal yesterday with a free afternoon, decided to go and visit. The staff are very friendly and helpful, and bilingual information available in English.
December 17, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Remembered, before moving, Setubal Camara Municipal had restored the Convento de Jesus as a museum of local history, so finding myself back in Setubal yesterday with a free afternoon, decided to go and visit. The staff are very friendly and helpful, and bilingual information available in English.
Local Lidl selling children's play set of a Lidl supermarket checkout. They really want working class people to know their place and stay in their own lane. God forbid we should have aspirations above our station.
December 4, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Local Lidl selling children's play set of a Lidl supermarket checkout. They really want working class people to know their place and stay in their own lane. God forbid we should have aspirations above our station.
I appreciate Palestinian people would give anything to be left in peace in their own home country right now, but If you asked me if I liked village recently moved to in Portugal, I would have to give you honest British-English response, which is, I don't know. I'll let you know when it's finished.
December 3, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I appreciate Palestinian people would give anything to be left in peace in their own home country right now, but If you asked me if I liked village recently moved to in Portugal, I would have to give you honest British-English response, which is, I don't know. I'll let you know when it's finished.
Found ourselves outside the house museum and studio of Carlos Relvas in Golega this Afternoon. Relvas was a Portuguese photographer known for pioneering the use of the stereograph image in Portugal. Architecturally unlike anything else in Portugal.
September 17, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Found ourselves outside the house museum and studio of Carlos Relvas in Golega this Afternoon. Relvas was a Portuguese photographer known for pioneering the use of the stereograph image in Portugal. Architecturally unlike anything else in Portugal.
I can die happy now. Last week, thanks to intervention of Francisca Listopad, to whom I will be eternally grateful, achieved ultimate goal of spending half-day at Sociedade de Geografia in Lisbon, photographing sarcophagi & ushabti figures. No, publication isn't substitute but enhances understanding
September 15, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I can die happy now. Last week, thanks to intervention of Francisca Listopad, to whom I will be eternally grateful, achieved ultimate goal of spending half-day at Sociedade de Geografia in Lisbon, photographing sarcophagi & ushabti figures. No, publication isn't substitute but enhances understanding
Reposted by Keith R. Amery
Mural of Statue of Liberty in shame unveiled in France the day before 4th of July
July 4, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Mural of Statue of Liberty in shame unveiled in France the day before 4th of July
To those of a scientific nature in need of a laugh, this is, imo, the funniest joke ever written. ('Pyramids', 1989, Terry Pratchett). He even manages to get a second joke in specially for bookworms, by including a footnote within the footnote. "died of acute ankle failure" Genius. 😉
July 4, 2025 at 4:34 PM
To those of a scientific nature in need of a laugh, this is, imo, the funniest joke ever written. ('Pyramids', 1989, Terry Pratchett). He even manages to get a second joke in specially for bookworms, by including a footnote within the footnote. "died of acute ankle failure" Genius. 😉
The Museu de Farmacia in Lisbon is closed for refurbishment from 14 July to 8 September, coinciding with the closure and refurbishment of the Gulbenkian Museum, the MNA, and others. Of c.1100 objects in 22 museums, c. 870 of these artifacts are now inaccessible, with <240 objects on public display
July 4, 2025 at 4:26 PM
The Museu de Farmacia in Lisbon is closed for refurbishment from 14 July to 8 September, coinciding with the closure and refurbishment of the Gulbenkian Museum, the MNA, and others. Of c.1100 objects in 22 museums, c. 870 of these artifacts are now inaccessible, with <240 objects on public display
Before presenting in Batalha on Sunday last, had breakfast with cafe owner down the road from our hotel, close to the venue 😉
May 30, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Before presenting in Batalha on Sunday last, had breakfast with cafe owner down the road from our hotel, close to the venue 😉
Terry Pratchett always nails it! ("Equal Rites', 1987)
May 29, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Terry Pratchett always nails it! ("Equal Rites', 1987)
This weekend I was presenting on museums and the "myth" of accessibility at the first international conference on transnational encounters in history, art and patrimony in Batalha, Portugal thanks to the kind invitation of Francisca Gigante & Francisco Teles de Gama, the organisers. To be published.
May 26, 2025 at 1:10 PM
This weekend I was presenting on museums and the "myth" of accessibility at the first international conference on transnational encounters in history, art and patrimony in Batalha, Portugal thanks to the kind invitation of Francisca Gigante & Francisco Teles de Gama, the organisers. To be published.
For people who think I'm just obsessed with Egyptian antiquities, it's true, but here's a "Greek vase" (South-Italian red-figure calyx krater to be exact) from the collection of Calouste Sarkis Gulbenkian "Mr Five-Cent" himself, anyway. Photo by me at Foundation headquarters in Lisbon Portugal
May 19, 2025 at 11:59 AM
For people who think I'm just obsessed with Egyptian antiquities, it's true, but here's a "Greek vase" (South-Italian red-figure calyx krater to be exact) from the collection of Calouste Sarkis Gulbenkian "Mr Five-Cent" himself, anyway. Photo by me at Foundation headquarters in Lisbon Portugal
Ptolemaic Period relief sculptors trial piece of a Pharaoh's head in profile wearing the blue Khepresh war crown (yes, I know, but it would take too long to explain). Museu Calouste Gulbenkian, Lisbon, Portugal. Photo my own
May 19, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Ptolemaic Period relief sculptors trial piece of a Pharaoh's head in profile wearing the blue Khepresh war crown (yes, I know, but it would take too long to explain). Museu Calouste Gulbenkian, Lisbon, Portugal. Photo my own
Late Period alabaster statue of the Judge Bes as a squatting scribe (back view). Museu Calouste Gulbenkian, Lisbon, Portugal. Photo by me.
May 19, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Late Period alabaster statue of the Judge Bes as a squatting scribe (back view). Museu Calouste Gulbenkian, Lisbon, Portugal. Photo by me.
Late Period alabaster statue of the Judge Bes as a squatting scribe. Calouste Gulbenkian Museum, Lisbon, Portugal. Photo by me
May 19, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Late Period alabaster statue of the Judge Bes as a squatting scribe. Calouste Gulbenkian Museum, Lisbon, Portugal. Photo by me
Late Period pair of stained ivory panels from a set of seven, originally part of a chest, depicting male offering bearers bringing goods from all the 'nomes' (districts) of Egypt to the tomb owner, harking back to the Old Kingdom. Museu Calouste Gulbenkian, Lisbon, Portugal. Photo my own
May 19, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Late Period pair of stained ivory panels from a set of seven, originally part of a chest, depicting male offering bearers bringing goods from all the 'nomes' (districts) of Egypt to the tomb owner, harking back to the Old Kingdom. Museu Calouste Gulbenkian, Lisbon, Portugal. Photo my own
Thirtieth Dynasty of the Late Period Electrum (alloy of gold and silver) anonymous mummy mask representing the flesh and bones of the gods because gold doesn't tarnish. Museu Calouste Gulbenkian, Lisbon, Portugal. Photo by me
May 19, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Thirtieth Dynasty of the Late Period Electrum (alloy of gold and silver) anonymous mummy mask representing the flesh and bones of the gods because gold doesn't tarnish. Museu Calouste Gulbenkian, Lisbon, Portugal. Photo by me
Bronze Standard of Djedhor, Late Period, representing the solar barque with shrine atop a crocodile supported on a lotus column. Museu Calouste Gulbenkian, Lisbon, Portugal, temporary exhibition in the Foundation headquarters. Photo by me
May 19, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Bronze Standard of Djedhor, Late Period, representing the solar barque with shrine atop a crocodile supported on a lotus column. Museu Calouste Gulbenkian, Lisbon, Portugal, temporary exhibition in the Foundation headquarters. Photo by me
Bronze torso of King Pedubast I or II of the Twenty-Third Dynasty from a monumental hollow-cast bronze statue in the Museu Calouste Gulbenkian, Lisbon, Portugal temporary exhibition in the Foundation headquarters. Photo by me.
May 19, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Bronze torso of King Pedubast I or II of the Twenty-Third Dynasty from a monumental hollow-cast bronze statue in the Museu Calouste Gulbenkian, Lisbon, Portugal temporary exhibition in the Foundation headquarters. Photo by me.