KeithShow!
@keithshow.bsky.social
Juggler, Comm BA, Guitar, Comedy, Writing. Team Moderna. I can tell you why it's funny. I probably want to pet your dog. He/Him.
It took a while for the 5G signal activated by the Covid vaccine to reach the aliens. Now they're here and everyone will have their DNA transformed into lizard people.
There's no other rational explanation.
There's no other rational explanation.
December 28, 2025 at 5:40 AM
It took a while for the 5G signal activated by the Covid vaccine to reach the aliens. Now they're here and everyone will have their DNA transformed into lizard people.
There's no other rational explanation.
There's no other rational explanation.
He should just grow the damn mustache already.
December 16, 2025 at 9:03 PM
He should just grow the damn mustache already.
Jesse Welles is great.
December 14, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Jesse Welles is great.
"People are saying they may be the strongest words in... in.. NATO, in 'istory..."
December 10, 2025 at 11:14 PM
"People are saying they may be the strongest words in... in.. NATO, in 'istory..."
She should drag her white ass out of Ashwaubenon back to wherever she came from.
December 6, 2025 at 10:50 PM
She should drag her white ass out of Ashwaubenon back to wherever she came from.
The loophole is that there is no longer a DoD, it’s DoW. They cheat and lie.
December 1, 2025 at 9:55 PM
The loophole is that there is no longer a DoD, it’s DoW. They cheat and lie.
And sent to Venezuela to face charges.
November 30, 2025 at 3:21 AM
And sent to Venezuela to face charges.
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Unfortunately, in US journalism it is considered neutral to spread a lie, but it is considered "biased" to call out a lie. So, there is a structural asymmetry that rewards colorful lies with virality.
November 30, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Unfortunately, in US journalism it is considered neutral to spread a lie, but it is considered "biased" to call out a lie. So, there is a structural asymmetry that rewards colorful lies with virality.
He thinks it’s a video game. They’re all 12.
November 28, 2025 at 7:02 PM
He thinks it’s a video game. They’re all 12.
They’ve always been horrible liars, which is surprising with the amount of practice they have.
November 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
They’ve always been horrible liars, which is surprising with the amount of practice they have.
What are these 'consequences' of which you speak?
November 23, 2025 at 6:07 PM
What are these 'consequences' of which you speak?
Words are meaningless. Punching nazis is now “alternative reprimanding.”
November 20, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Words are meaningless. Punching nazis is now “alternative reprimanding.”
Stop mocking clowns!
November 7, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Stop mocking clowns!
Returned a children's book by Hakeem Jefferies just because it was bad. So bad. Awful...
November 4, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Returned a children's book by Hakeem Jefferies just because it was bad. So bad. Awful...
Except grok is also doesn’t care and is ill equipped to handle it.
November 2, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Except grok is also doesn’t care and is ill equipped to handle it.