Keith Thoms
@keiththoms.bsky.social
You can act like a real lover because your lover isn't going to be killed anymore.....awesome, I used to hate when that happened.
January 20, 2026 at 7:56 PM
You can act like a real lover because your lover isn't going to be killed anymore.....awesome, I used to hate when that happened.
There is no doubt in my mind that he actually took the test and they just told him he "aced" it, never showing him the results.
December 2, 2025 at 6:02 PM
There is no doubt in my mind that he actually took the test and they just told him he "aced" it, never showing him the results.
Biggest whiny snowflake on the planet
November 18, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Biggest whiny snowflake on the planet
Who at McDonald's thought "Let's have Trump speak against our backdrop" was a good business decision?
November 17, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Who at McDonald's thought "Let's have Trump speak against our backdrop" was a good business decision?
SNL has nothing on this guy, this is comedy gold
October 10, 2025 at 10:25 PM
SNL has nothing on this guy, this is comedy gold
I know MAGA believes everything dumb but do normal Americans believe there's loads of fentanyl coming from Canada?
April 2, 2025 at 11:38 AM
I know MAGA believes everything dumb but do normal Americans believe there's loads of fentanyl coming from Canada?
So the "ignoring the courts" people are now worried that something might be criminal behavior. They get to fool their base all the time but the rest of us aren't that stupid
March 17, 2025 at 5:46 PM
So the "ignoring the courts" people are now worried that something might be criminal behavior. They get to fool their base all the time but the rest of us aren't that stupid
What a disgrace, shame on them!
February 28, 2025 at 5:54 PM
What a disgrace, shame on them!
When will these religious nut jobs realize that not everybody thinks like they do?
February 25, 2025 at 4:19 PM
When will these religious nut jobs realize that not everybody thinks like they do?
Everybody that works in IT right now
February 21, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Everybody that works in IT right now
Is he the new DEI hire? What is going on with his face?
February 21, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Is he the new DEI hire? What is going on with his face?
He will spend his entire four years trying to prove the 2020 election was rigged and find absolutely nothing. Great use of taxpayer money.
February 20, 2025 at 8:02 PM
He will spend his entire four years trying to prove the 2020 election was rigged and find absolutely nothing. Great use of taxpayer money.
The only danger we have is from idiotic Republicans
February 13, 2025 at 10:37 PM
The only danger we have is from idiotic Republicans
Wake me when he's dead, I can't look otherwise
January 30, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Wake me when he's dead, I can't look otherwise
The first of many disappointments, more to come MAGA
January 18, 2025 at 12:11 PM
The first of many disappointments, more to come MAGA
Would be funny if he came out and said "We're all f*****", and left
January 15, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Would be funny if he came out and said "We're all f*****", and left
Don't believe a word of what you hear about our healthcare not being great. Sure we might have some wait times for surgeries and some parts of the country have some doctor shortages but nobody touches your wallet - and if you have a problem, especially a serious one, you can't beat that
January 10, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Don't believe a word of what you hear about our healthcare not being great. Sure we might have some wait times for surgeries and some parts of the country have some doctor shortages but nobody touches your wallet - and if you have a problem, especially a serious one, you can't beat that
I'm sure the net worth of the Hornets' owners would be able to afford a PS5. If I'm them, I'm firing the genius who came up with that charade
December 19, 2024 at 12:53 PM
I'm sure the net worth of the Hornets' owners would be able to afford a PS5. If I'm them, I'm firing the genius who came up with that charade
People in Canada are afraid as well, the most powerful country in the world in the hands of a lunatic
December 13, 2024 at 5:53 PM
People in Canada are afraid as well, the most powerful country in the world in the hands of a lunatic
If Chubb gets activated whose place does he take?
December 5, 2024 at 4:26 PM
If Chubb gets activated whose place does he take?
I don't think Musk is capable of being ashamed of anything
November 27, 2024 at 9:59 PM
I don't think Musk is capable of being ashamed of anything
These takes are way more cringe now that the Commanders are actually good
November 20, 2024 at 7:53 PM
These takes are way more cringe now that the Commanders are actually good
The people who live in Oklahoma and hate this guy must REALLY hate this guy!
November 18, 2024 at 4:30 PM
The people who live in Oklahoma and hate this guy must REALLY hate this guy!