Keith Urbane
@keithurbane.bsky.social
Love my wife but not my kids
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"grill unto others as you would have them grill unto you" -the grillmaster's code
January 8, 2025 at 10:11 PM
"grill unto others as you would have them grill unto you" -the grillmaster's code
You gotta be a special kind of insane to be on the phone while taking a loud shit in a public bathroom
December 31, 2024 at 1:30 AM
You gotta be a special kind of insane to be on the phone while taking a loud shit in a public bathroom
Latinx Santa be like jo jo jo
December 25, 2024 at 1:05 PM
Latinx Santa be like jo jo jo
Im flying to the boxcutter convention and these fascists took my sample case!!
December 22, 2024 at 10:27 AM
Im flying to the boxcutter convention and these fascists took my sample case!!
Perky = pet jerky = jerky from pets
December 14, 2024 at 3:42 PM
Perky = pet jerky = jerky from pets
Maybe I'm being trained by the government as part of a research project for creating the league team of super sleepers
December 9, 2024 at 6:01 PM
Maybe I'm being trained by the government as part of a research project for creating the league team of super sleepers
Take notes,,, THIS is how you sell pottery
December 9, 2024 at 2:02 PM
Take notes,,, THIS is how you sell pottery
Memento stupidii
December 7, 2024 at 11:50 PM
Memento stupidii
LLM = little lazy moron
December 5, 2024 at 3:43 PM
LLM = little lazy moron
Say what you will about Ab-Soul, but his verse on Lakers is terrible open.spotify.com/track/522oSS...
Lakers (feat. Ab-Soul, Polyester the Saint)
Freddie Gibbs, Madlib, Ab-Soul, Polyester the Saint · Piñata · Song · 2014
open.spotify.com
December 5, 2024 at 3:15 PM
Say what you will about Ab-Soul, but his verse on Lakers is terrible open.spotify.com/track/522oSS...
Monster Mash top .01% of listeners, yet again
December 4, 2024 at 3:02 PM
Monster Mash top .01% of listeners, yet again
I'm releasing a new album called Pittsburgh, Slutsylvania
December 3, 2024 at 8:48 PM
I'm releasing a new album called Pittsburgh, Slutsylvania