Been off here for 2 months and in that time: TikTok almost got banned, student loans are back like a bad ex, gas prices are training for the Olympics and somehow, I still found comfort in overpriced lattes and a good book. America stays chaotic, but I stay cozy.

Alright, listen up, my dear mutuals-to-be! If I had the good taste to follow you, surely you have the good sense to return the favor. Don’t leave me talking to myself like a villain in a low-budget movie, hit that follow button. Let’s make this official!

With RFK Jr. as U.S. Health Secretary, the anti-vax movement is gaining political power. Now, vaccine schedules are being reconsidered despite rising measles and whooping cough cases. Is this medical freedom or a public health crisis in the making?
Thoughts? 👇 #Vaccines #PublicHealth #USPolitics

Is the U.S. Abandoning Ukraine? 🇺🇦🇺🇸
With U.S. support for Ukraine fading under Trump, is this a shift toward isolationism or a strategic move? If America pulls back, what’s next for NATO and global security? Right call or a risky move? Let’s discuss. 👇 #Ukraine #USPolitics

He might think I’m his human, but really, I’m just his personal treat dispenser and cuddle provider 😂. Love you, Thor!

Just landed on Bluesky, and it’s looking a little lonely here. If you follow me back, I promise to be mildly entertaining at worst and absolutely legendary at best.